Short isn't so much the problem as the lame level design, but that's a rant for another day (that's already passed).
So why'd you even buy it in the first place?
Took a shot in the dark; didn't know much about the game other than it probably sucked because Telenet. Thought it'd be fun to make a sealed game joke thread. Once i played it it turned into a laugh-at-how-shitty-this-game-is post, sharing good company with Browning and Dekoboko. There should be a Telenet Hall of Shame.
And people who have threads dedicated to their impressions on games they beat shouldn't throw stones.
Highlights of Mirai Shounen Conan:
[ul][li]Abusing the invincibility you have while kicking to slide through a level and all its enemies in record time[/li][li]dying because the game plays a 5-second unskippable animation and locks your controls when you fall from a moderately high ledge[/li][li]Having to make a blind jump over a death pit onto a moving platform whose starting point you can't see[/li][li]final boss is a generic dude with a gun who you just kick a couple of times off a ledge[/li][/ul]