EDIT: THIS IS NOW SOLD TO A FELLOW GOODWILL-HATER! I EXPECT HAT PICS!
Want to become a PC Engine Fanatic but don't know where to start? This package will get you well on your way to being a
TRUE PC ENGINE AFICIONADO. $40 shipped (just $28 plus $12 for postage) nets you the following, shipped in an OFFICIAL USPS PRIORITY MAIL BOX:
Hyper Dyne Side Arms (CIC) -
AMAZING CAPCOM HORI PEW-PEW ACTION! Manual is a bit wrinkly. Includes HuCard sleeve.
Valis II (disc and manual - no rear insert) -
SIDE-SCROLLING ACTION PLATFORMING WITH SUPER-SWEET ANIME CUTSCENES, AND IT'S NOT EVEN A SUPER CD GAME!! Our very own sunteam_paul has
SHOWERED THIS GAME WITH PRAISE using phrases like "slightly crummy gameplay, but strangely hard to actually dislike."
CALM DOWN PAUL, YOU SOUND LIKE A VALIS FANBOY!!!The Pro Yakyuu Super -
REALISTIC BASEBALL ACTION FEATURING ACTUAL JAPANESE PLAYERS AND TEAMS! There might be a spine card in there I guess, but I am too lazy to look. But if you even care, you need to listen to Ron Jeremy and
STOP BEING A COLLECTARD.But that's not all! Complete the look with an amazing
NEW ERA 5950 "OBEY" FITTED CAP! Let everyone know that
YOU OBEY AND THEY DON'T! CUT AHEAD IN LINES, EAT FRENCH FRIES WITHOUT GAINING WEIGHT, AND
STEAL YOUR NO-GOOD BROTHER'S H-A-W-T GIRLFRIEND! Size 7 3/4 to accommodate your over-sized brain! Even still has the sweet BLING BLING gold NEW ERA sticked under the bill.
NEVER WORN!All this would easily run you
INCALCULABLE SUMS at your local
USED VIDEO GAME SHOP run by some guy who has to flip-gouge video games for a living because he
FLUNKED OUT OF TRADE SCHOOL, but
JIBBAJABA'S PC ENGINE PARTY BUS doesn't stop there!
You'll also get a Monoprice
PC ENGINE CONTROLLER EXTENSION CABLE. This is the exact same cable being flipped on eBay for
1000% OF IT'S ACTUAL VALUE!!! SIT BACK FARTHER FROM THE TV thus protecting your gonads so that you can
REPRODUCE EVEN THOUGH IT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA. 6 big feet of EXTENSION ACTION. That's 72 inches, almost 183 centimeters, or the length of over
18,000 GRAINS OF SAND!!!Act fast because this package
WON'T LAST LONG!! N00blet market leeches need not apply!!