"I love Nintendo."
I don't believe you.
Cry about them trying to be profitable. The nerve of a company not wanting to lose money!
Bitch that all the first party games are tired, boring franchises, yet piss and moan that there's not a new title from every single franchise on launch day, and never mind the fact that none of their other systems launched with a bunch of first party titles either.
Rant about the NES Classic. Not about the intentionally limited quantities, though, just that it doesn't have Contra. The HORRORS!