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the first issue of our Buyer's Guide but felt you needed more? Worry not and behold our whole brand new guide with more ramblings! Not to mention a NEW reviewer as well, welcome GUTS!
BLOOD GEARKeranu: ***** Simply the best, better than all the rest.
GUTS: ***** It doesn't get any better on the Turbo, I was erect the entire time.
Ruder: ***** GUTS really needs to play this.
Zig: *** The villain was memorable.
BONK 3GUTS: ** A big letdown after the classic Revenge. Where'd the magic go?
Keranu: *** Bonks the charm right out.
Ruder: *** Better than the disappointing Revenge, but doesn't recapture the magic.
Zig: ***** This game brought me untold joy.
DRACULA XGUTS: ***** Not as good as Bloodlines or SOTN, but still the 3rd best Castlevania game.
Keranu: ***** Marvelous.
Ruder: **** Made obsolete by Chaos Legion.
Zig: ***** Atmospheric, evocative, beautiful, and thrilling -- all wrapped up into one giant Turbo-steak fajita.
EXILE: WICKED PHENOMENONGUTS: ***** Walking 1 inch from the edge of the screen is gay, otherwise a tru metal warrior's game.
Keranu: *** Infested with bugs.
Ruder: ** True warriors play Xanadu instead.
Exaxxion22: ***** Sadler looks extra-awesome in the cutscenes.
GRADIUS IIGUTS: *archaic, boring, slow, and completely eclipsed by every shooter since. Worthless.
Keranu: *** Gradius is usually fun.
Ruder: *** Quite overrated. Get Parodius instead.
Zig: "put 4 stars and "Great controls." for zig for gradius 2"
KAZE KIRIGUTS: over rated trash for retards *
Keranu: ** Mind blowing controls, but years behind in gameplay.
Ruder: **** It used to be three, but then I remembered how awesome the wall scaling scene is.
Zig: ** It used to be three, but then I realized Kung Fu has a better villain.
KIAIDEN 00GUTS: *** Too linear even for a shooter, could have use some diagonal or horizontal scrolling.
Keranu: *** Has boobs in the title.
Ruder: *** Takes after Arrow Flash too much.
Zig: **** You move from left to right shooting things, like in other awesome horizontal scrollers.