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[esteban]

Ok then, let's talk about the puppet then. Why does it look like GG Allin in a ninja turtle mask?

If only!

Listen, if that muppet smeared his own feces on his chest and pranced around with his felt balls exposed to the camera, the video still wouldn't be half as offensive as GG Allin.

But...if he shoved the Toy Shop Boys HuCARD up his arse whilst yelling "Heil Hany!"

...well, at least we would be in the ballpark.

I'm not saying it's similarly offensive, I'm saying it looks like him. The crappy leather jacket, the oxygen deprived complexion, the dead yet intense junky gaze. They even made his hair red. GG wasn't born with red hair of course but he did bleed a whole lot so it looked red often.

I know

This is what *I* need: a puppet of GG's brother—Merle?

Merle was more emotionally stable (and spoke more eloquently) than GG. Merle also sported a Hitler-stache back in the day.

I WANT TWO PUPPETS IN MY YOUTUBE VIDEO GAME SHOWS.

[SignOfZeta]

Merle is way more interesting that GG simply because he's still doing it. I don't get how...but he's still touring and stuff IIRC. GG's quest was pure self destruction, I don't know WTF Merle is about.