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xelement5x

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Re: Knocked out
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2016, 09:42:34 AM »
I got knocked out when they took my wisdom teeth out, they were deeply impacted.  When I woke up I was in a daze, but I stood up and walked over to the receptionist to ask what was going on.  When I opened my mouth I proceeded to spit blood all over her and everywhere around her like my mouth was Johnny Depp's bed in A Nightmare on Elm Street.  It was pretty awesome.

When I got knocked out for my wisdom teeth my wife (who was just my girlfriend at the time) told me that after I came out I guess I wouldn't stop trying to subtly grab her ass (which wasn't very subtle at all considering how out of it I was) in front of my Mom for like the next hour or so until I got discharged. 
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Re: Knocked out
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2016, 10:13:05 AM »
At least it wasn't your Mom's ass.  That would've been awkward.
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