Bob instantly regretted inviting Necromancer to his father's wake.
Vigilante Bonk prepares his Ballistix and Sidearms for the Riot Zone, but he ate too much Bloody Wolf last night, so wound up Takin' It To The Hoop and Browning himself instead.
Bwaahaha! This may be a bannable offense
I also like exodus's entry. The 'browning himself' bit at the end is what really made it funny for me.