OK. Apologize for long, rambling post.
CONFESSIONAL
With a more positive mindset, and a clear goal, I think I am *back in* even though I was a pussy and never PayPal LeCashMoney.
OFFICIAL WEIGH-IN 08.19.16:
228.0 pounds
(but the truth is that I gained 5 pounds since the competition had started and was working just to get back to where I started. BAGELS + CREAM CHEESE will do that).
NEW GOAL: I must reach 219-220 pounds by Wednesday morning, the DAY OF RECKONING (official weigh-in for insurance company)
If I lose 8-9 pounds in five days (totally unhealthy, don't bother preaching to me--I know), I will achieve my goal.
I AM ON A COFFEE + ROUGHAGE DIET for five days (not literally...but I will replace 3 meals with coffee + roughage...leaving 3 "normal" meals a day)
I know you think I am joking, but my life is actually this absurd. I may be a clown, but I have fun.
I HAVE PREVIOUSLY EMPLOYED A BANANA + COFFEE DIET to lose weight for last year's insurance weigh-in.
Sadly, it did not work (apparently, drizzling the bananas in caramel and eating them with a family-sized bag of chips was counter-productive).
I will have DAILY WEIGH-INS.
Unless I don't.
I tend to ignore/avoid the scale.
TEAM COFFEE