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SuperGrafx

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2017, 02:39:52 PM »
The Matrix (and any of its sequels)

Never understood the appeal or the high regards it's given

SamIAm

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2017, 03:26:43 PM »
From IMDB:

Roger Ebert famously hated [Nothing But Trouble] so much that he refused to write a review for it after giving it one of his most emphatic "thumbs down" reviews ever on Siskel & Ebert at the Movies (1986). On the show, Ebert said that when he went to a weeknight showing of the film in 1991, the theatre was almost abandoned except for him, a few lone adults, and several teenagers who were making loud, rude comments at the screen; Ebert famously went over to the teens and asked them to be even louder so he didn't have to listen to the terrible movie anymore.

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2017, 03:37:28 PM »
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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2017, 10:28:55 PM »
Hahahahahajja.

That's hilarious.
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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2017, 10:30:13 PM »
Mad Max Fury Road, just f*cking awful.

?!?!??!?! I thought that was a home run! I've watched it twice.

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2017, 10:39:38 PM »
Lawnmower Man... I have to rewatch it, but it was a pretty lame film, from what I remember.

GunHed was a stinker, for me. Maybe I had higher hopes? My friend got it on bootleg VHS as soon as it was possible in the States.  What is funny is that we had *no idea* that Blazing Lazers = GunHed. It was his favorite TG-16 game, too (probably me, too).

Robot Jox? That stupid movie was more fun than GunHed.




The Matrix (and any of its sequels)

Never understood the appeal or the high regards it's given

Agreed. At least the first film was fun when it was released....it had a novelty at the time.

I would say the sequels are the truly horrid piles of garbage.

Note: I am not a Matrix fan, but I admit it was fun to see first film in theater. 
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Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2017, 10:40:37 PM »
Mad Max Fury Road, just f*cking awful.

?!?!??!?! I thought that was a home run! I've watched it twice.

It was a good film, don't listen to him. Perfect? No. What film is? But it feels like a genuine part of the series, not a mere lookalike.

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2017, 10:10:24 AM »
Mad Max Fury Road, I don't even know we're to start. First they nuetured Mad Max. He didn't even need to be in the movie other than to say, "Woman can't do stuff they need a man." Furiosa was actually an okay character. If the movie was juat a spin off of her in the Mad Max universe it might have been better. She was kind of kick ass. Mad Max was just a pussy.

Yeah, it looked like the Mad Max movies, but wasn't as dark in it's message at all.  There was stuff that was lame/cheesy like the flame thrower guitar guy. I was looking around the theatre like is this for real? So cheesy. That and the entire second movie is about how precious fuel is and so many people die for it. Fuel is more precious than any anything like gold or even life, yet this guys in Fury Road is just flame thrower-ing fuel all over.

That and it's a 2 hour car chase!  I love great car chase scenes, but I was okay, when is the movie going to start for like an hour before I gave up and realized the car chase never ends.

The first Mad Max when his wife and son die it's brutal. Mad Max is a hard core badass surviver. The original movies are like I said dark and appocolylic in more than just what you see on screen.  Fury Road was just another Hollywood, well we can't think of anything  original ourselves and we have a 1/4 billion dollars to spend. Let's make some Mad Max cars!!

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2017, 02:26:22 PM »
i watched this a few days ago.  so bad, it's good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085764/?ref_=nv_sr_1


The soundtrack alone is mostly worth watching it for. Mostly.

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2017, 03:59:13 PM »
The Lawnmower man was pretty terrible as far as horor flicks go, but not as bad as

"Leprechaun 4, Leprechaun in Space" or whatever the f*ck that craptastic bilgefest of a movie was called.

I got through 4 minutes and then skipped to the ending, the leprechaun is giving them the middle finger from outside the ship. I didn't watch how the hell this happened or if anyone/who died. I was just glad that Netflix had a button so I would never have to see it in my feed again.
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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2017, 03:03:33 PM »
The Lawnmower man was pretty terrible as far as horor flicks go, but not as bad as

"Leprechaun 4, Leprechaun in Space" or whatever the f*ck that craptastic bilgefest of a movie was called.

I got through 4 minutes and then skipped to the ending, the leprechaun is giving them the middle finger from outside the ship. I didn't watch how the hell this happened or if anyone/who died. I was just glad that Netflix had a button so I would never have to see it in my feed again.

Didn't he get sucked out a hole in the ship?  It's been too long since I watched this, thanks for the reminder.

For some reason I enjoy most movies I watch, and I've seen the ones people call shitty.  Probably the chick flicks our girlfriends all make us watch are my least favorite, but at least the lead is usually decent eye candy and they are short enough.

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2017, 04:24:06 PM »
Most movies made from games are horrible. Double Dragon, Street Fighter, and Warcraft were all immeasurably sucky, though at least Street Fighter, while being a terrible movie, is still watchable... so bad it's good... and kinda fun if you don't mind the fact that it breaks canon so much that you're left wondering who the f*ck the good guys really are. Other stinkers of note are the reboot of Ghostbusters, the remake of The Karate Kid, and Bay's abomination with the TMNT... I'm not a fan of reboots, remakes, or licensed franchise movies in the first place, so when they suck, I really notice. Oh, and then there's that completely nauseating Behind The Scenes Of Mysterious Song... whoever made that pile of tripe deserves to be locked up in a cutting room for a thousand years and forced to watch Legally Blonde 2 on repeat (another crappy movie, though not as bad as the others listed here).

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2017, 05:01:51 PM »
i watched this a few days ago.  so bad, it's good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085764/?ref_=nv_sr_1


The soundtrack alone is mostly worth watching it for. Mostly.


vidiot is worth it alone

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2017, 06:32:24 PM »
Legally Blonde 2 on repeat (another crappy movie, though not as bad as the others listed here).

Ah yeah, Legally Blonde... I recall it was noted for people walking out of theaters, how significant, dunno. Some years ago, I caught a Youtube video where someone took the DVD and melted it in his microwave. ;)

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Re: Worst movies you've ever seen?
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2017, 03:37:05 AM »


COOL WORLD - I thought that was a horrible film. Again, another film that stole my money. I think my friends and I stayed in the theatre, but we started talking to the handful of other kids in the theatre.

I'm a huge fan of animation, but not a big fan of Ralph Bakshi films. With that said Cool World doesn't look as blatently rotoscoped as most of his animation does. As a movie, it's garbage but it's at least fun to watch.
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