Worst movies you've ever seen?

[seieienbu]

Tarantino's Death Proof. My worst experience of a movie saw in a theater. All that blah, blah, blah was unbearable. During the whole movie I wanted to burst my ears and eyes.

I saw it as the second movie in a double feature with Planet Terror.  I don't know if I'd dislike the movie as much on its own, but it was a pretty big letdown after Planet Terror.  I don't know how a film with Kurt Russel as a psycho killer could've gone so wrong; man it was boring.

[TheClash603]

Anything not staring Cheech or Chong, not inclusive of movies staring Cheech and Chong.

[blueraven]

I walked out of:

The Haunting with Liam Neeson
Astroboy
Speed Racer

I am dissapoint:

Cannibal: The Musical - It's nothing like Rocky Horror. Please stop saying it's the "sequel"
Interstellar - Most overrated trash sci-fi with a garbage storyline. They could have cut off the first hour of the movie and it wouldn't have made a difference.
Trash & Progress - 1984 meets Dune, filmed at Burning man? W.T.F.
The Last Samurai - I shouldn't have to explain this one.
Left Behind - This was a screaming shitpile that I couldn't even make it through. I wasn't aware Nicholas Cage was still acting, but apparently he has made 15 movies since Gone in 60 Seconds that all have the same plot and he plays the same guy and screams a ton.
 

 

[Flare65]

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

I liked the first one, and even the second was OK, but this one just falls flat.  Half way through the movie you have idea what the plot is....they are supposed to fight aliens at some point right?  And the awkward  engagement of two characters at the end was just plain weird.  Two people that have no scenes together or talk to each other throughout the movie announce an engagement two minutes before the credits roll??

[_joshuaTurbo]

I thought "The Grey" was an abomination.  Felt like it was filmed over a weekend.

"The Room" is terrifically terrible, which makes it enjoyable sure, but it truly is a horribly made film.

I recently saw "Nerve" and disliked it, but wouldn't call it one of the worst of all times.  I thought it had nice visuals, a nice soundtrack and a few moments of almost great ideas, but falls flat with idiotic characters doing even more idiotic things.  Oh well...

There are actually a few movies that I know for sure are AWFUL movies, but I enjoy them anyway.  Films like "The Barbarians" or "Super Mario Bros." or even "Double Dragon" are so very very bad, yet I laugh and smile through them with quite positive enjoyment. 

[DragonmasterDan]

Torque is my favorite bad movie.

It's so bad it's amazing.

Look at this realistic action scene.

[Necromancer]

Alien Apocalypse - even with the Bruce, it's just horrid.

[bob]

i watched this a few days ago.  so bad, it's good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085764/?ref_=nv_sr_1

[blueraven]

My friend and I once flipped to HBO to find Nothing But Trouble playing. I think we vegged in front of it for about 40 minutes before shutting off the TV.

For months after, we talked about how there was something about that movie that made us physically ill. I'm not exaggerating, either, we felt sick, and we called it a night right then and there. I've never experienced anything quite like it with any other movie.

I forgot about this one.

Yes, it made me physically Ill as well, and Tupac/Digital Underground couldn't save this movie eve though they had a cameo in the beginning. I've loved everything Ackroyd did until this horrid movie. I was trying to think of the title when I was making my original post but I thought it was just a bad dream.

"The film's working title was Valkenvania and it was promoted under this title in a December 1990 Starlog article.

According to one biography, Chase "knew that the film was going to be the worst film he would ever make", but because of his friendship with Aykroyd, he accepted the role of Chris Thorne. Reflecting on the film some years later, it was noted as an "unfortunate turning point" in Aykroyd's career that, as the director, writer and star, left "only (Aykroyd) to blame for the film's spectacular failure".

[gheebee]

Cannibal: The Musical - It's nothing like Rocky Horror. Please stop saying it's the "sequel"

I was pretty disappointed by this one as well, thought it would be a lot funnier than it actually wound up being. Never heard anyone refer to it as being the sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show though (Shock Treatment was the sequel) and don't really see why someone would think of it that way.

[GaijinD]

Off the top of my head, Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. I expected it to be bad, but in a way I could laugh at. Turns out it's just painful to watch.

Never saw that one....glad i skipped it. A great example of a movie that didnt need a sequel. :-P

And yet they made at least three! I don't think they ever used the same kids twice, either.

[esteban]

My friend and I once flipped to HBO to find Nothing But Trouble playing. I think we vegged in front of it for about 40 minutes before shutting off the TV.

For months after, we talked about how there was something about that movie that made us physically ill. I'm not exaggerating, either, we felt sick, and we called it a night right then and there. I've never experienced anything quite like it with any other movie.

I forgot about this one.

Yes, it made me physically Ill as well, and Tupac/Digital Underground couldn't save this movie eve though they had a cameo in the beginning. I've loved everything Ackroyd did until this horrid movie. I was trying to think of the title when I was making my original post but I thought it was just a bad dream.

"The film's working title was Valkenvania and it was promoted under this title in a December 1990 Starlog article.

According to one biography, Chase "knew that the film was going to be the worst film he would ever make", but because of his friendship with Aykroyd, he accepted the role of Chris Thorne. Reflecting on the film some years later, it was noted as an "unfortunate turning point" in Aykroyd's career that, as the director, writer and star, left "only (Aykroyd) to blame for the film's spectacular failure".

At first I didn't know what you two were talking about.

I SAW THIS IN THE THEATER.

I couldn't even watch the entire thing.

My friends and I rarely left the movies (we paid, after all)...

But this, and Harry and the Hendersons... we walked out of those.

I can't actually remember anything about Harry and the Hendersons, so I reserve judgement until I can see it again.

WHAT IS SAD is that now I have a morbid desire to watch both Nothing But Trouble and Harry and the Hendersons, DOUBLE FEATURE.

I am serious.

OH GOD, the Coneheads movie was atrocious. Horrible.

[Necromancer]

I put Nothing But Trouble in the so bad it's good pile.

[esteban]

I put Nothing But Trouble in the so bad it's good pile.

Yes. The fact that I was very little $$$ as a kid meant that I would be (understandably) harsh/critical if I felt cheated out of my money.

COOL WORLD - I thought that was a horrible film. Again, another film that stole my money. I think my friends and I stayed in the theatre, but we started talking to the handful of other kids in the theatre.

[Vecanti]

Mad Max Fury Road, just f*cking awful.