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MNKyDeth

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wtf... pants rant
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:17:11 AM »
Maybe it's old age. Maybe it's just things I like that have changed.

But when the f**k did jeans stop being jeans and become stretchy pants?

Holy omgwtfbbq sauce is this sh*t!?

Ok... Granted, it's been a while since I bought jeans. 3-4yrs possibly 5 or more. Lol
But jeans were always jeans. You tried them on, they fit or they didn't. Now.. you can be like three sizes off wear a belt and they still fit.

Now mind you, that's a good thing. But if memory serves of when I was a child and my mom had me wear whitey tighties. They stretch out over time. The last thing I want is some poopy diaper looking pants that stretched out over time.

I am a jeans and t-shirt kinda guy. I want my old jeans back. You know the ones that when you wore them the hell out you knew you had to get new ones.

/Rant

Just super dang angry I have stretchy pants jeans now. I don't even know if I would call these jeans.

Maybe it's time to grab my shotgun tell the kids to get the hell off my lawn and just start wearing slacks. Unless those sobs are stretchy now too.....
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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2017, 12:58:24 AM »
I only wear JeanShorts (a brand of denim shorts I buy at my local Yoga&Yogurt FitnessBar).

They have experienced the same trend towards “stretchy”, unfortunately.
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2017, 02:52:35 AM »
I only wear JeanShorts (a brand of denim shorts I buy at my local Yoga&Yogurt FitnessBar).


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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2017, 03:13:46 AM »
Esteban wears cutoff jean shorts with his assless chaps.

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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2017, 03:52:17 AM »
The trend towards stretchy jeans has come with the need for all jeans to be as tight as possible.

I remember in high school, my girlfriends' jeans were the same stretch material so they got a skin tight look.

Personally, I have large thighs that I would prefer to hide in baggy pants but that has become quite difficult in the past few years.
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2017, 04:13:14 AM »
Hate to admit it, but it seems there is always a cut that works for me at the Gap. The last several years I've been buying jeans there pretty much exclusively...


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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2017, 05:52:16 AM »
Jeans have become stretchy because of all the fatties, myself included.

Of course they aren't all like that but they are more the norm these days, which is stupid, learn to control that fat or wear sizes that fit.

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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2017, 06:10:01 AM »
this thread.

reminds me of..

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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2017, 07:43:47 AM »
If you buy specific Levi's and such that have been the same thing for ages they won't be stretchy. If you buy shit at Target it will be stretchy. I did it, and yes, f*ck these f*cking pants all to f*ck. I won't be falling for it again. Hopefully it blows over soon.

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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2017, 11:38:35 AM »
I bought a pair of those from amercan eagle cause it was the only kind they had in the color/fade I wanted.

They are pretty damn weird. It feels like you are wearing pajama pants. They are lighter, and pretty dang comfortable, but I prefer the feel of standard jeans.

And you better wear a belt with them, or you will be constantly pulling them up after a couple hours of wear.

The girl at AE said they are moving all of their pants to the stretch fabric. I don't like that, but it's smart from a business standpoint, as it should reduce returns due to shrinkage. A lot of people buy pants that just barely fit, and if they shrink, as cotton tends to do, they return them.

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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2017, 01:22:22 PM »
Buy jeans from Menards or Cabelas/Bass Pro.
holy shit they're old school, they're damn durable too.

kinda seems these days with clothes in general you're either paying stupid money for actually good clothes, stupid money for a name, or not paying much, but getting crap.
(hence why I live off of thrift stores)

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2017, 01:23:24 PM »
Buy jeans from Menards or Cabelas/Bass Pro.
holy shit they're old school, they're damn durable too.

kinda seems these days with clothes in general you're either paying stupid money for actually good clothes, stupid money for a name, or not paying much, but getting crap.
(hence why I live off of thrift stores)

Well, that's one way to walk a mile in another man's shoes... errr pants
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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2017, 04:49:06 PM »
As long as we're having a pants rant, I bought a pair of slacks from Macy's about 3 weeks ago.  Worn and washed them a couple of times.  I'm wearing them today and the seem is ripping on one leg.  I guess I'll stitch it together but man, I sure they'd been sown together well to begin with.
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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2017, 06:23:28 AM »
As long as we're having a pants rant, I bought a pair of slacks from Macy's about 3 weeks ago.  Worn and washed them a couple of times.  I'm wearing them today and the seem is ripping on one leg.  I guess I'll stitch it together but man, I sure they'd been sown together well to begin with.

I've had the same issue with a lot of jeans as well.  I dunno if I'm just hard on them but man they seem to wear out fast.  Gap and Old Navy ones last okay, but neither one significantly longer than the other. 

What I've actually started doing is buying them from Costco.  They last about the same time (or a bit longer) and it's only like $12 for a pair so I don't feel bad having to get rid of them.  I actually keeps the overly worn out ones for doing house projects (paint, concrete, etc) and then just throw them away after I'v trashed them.  I know mending is better than ending, but sometimes it's not just worth the time/cost.
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Re: wtf... pants rant
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2017, 06:33:49 AM »

I've had the same issue with a lot of jeans as well.  I dunno if I'm just hard on them but man they seem to wear out fast.  Gap and Old Navy ones last okay, but neither one significantly longer than the other. 

What I've actually started doing is buying them from Costco.  They last about the same time (or a bit longer) and it's only like $12 for a pair so I don't feel bad having to get rid of them.  I actually keeps the overly worn out ones for doing house projects (paint, concrete, etc) and then just throw them away after I'v trashed them.  I know mending is better than ending, but sometimes it's not just worth the time/cost.

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