Call it "retro" and slap on some wood grain - instant hipster profits!
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Retro is things like how they come out with those egg-shaped space-chairs and call them retro.
That's some 1960s styled shit.
The PT Cruiser is retro. It's trying to look like a mafia car or whatever. It's driven primarily by old people who go get groceries and prescriptions instead of executing mob hits, but whatever. Close enough.
Kung Fury is retro.
You don't like retro music when you crank a Kiss album. It's not retro. It's the thing retro things throwback to. Some music now is retro.
Satellite Young is retro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=NYzGnXxtVsIYou can't make retro games for a PC Engine. It's the wrong word.
Fight the power.