Yes, I know the joke. It really is for a friend. He lives in Harlem and works under the table for cash. This guy is truly "off the grid". I am trying to help him get his paperwork (birth certificate, SS card, etc.) in order so he can open a checking account, get a credit card, and then get PayPal. Until then he likes to buy from me and always pays cash. Oh and he loves retro gaming. He didn't even know what TurboGrafx was until he met me. Now he's hooked. I got him a briefcase set up from Keith Courage. Keith did a great job with it. Super clean and he did an s-video mod on it.