Analyze my katakana? (Fun thread, f/Japanese speakers)

[sunteam_paul]

Translate this, mofos:



Sorry it's so blurry, but if I use the flash then everything is completely blown out and can't be seen.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Joe Redifer]

NOOOO!!!!!!  Try again.  Everyone who gets it wrong makes me feel that much more superior.  YOU DON'T WANT MY EGO GROWING TOO MUCH!

[termis]

 

Mmm...  Something like, "Diarrhea is churning inside my bowels.  I really(?) hate diarrhea."

I learned how to say "diarrhea" (geri) because of this post!  Thanks 

[Joe Redifer]

Close enough.  Ego deflated.

[guyjin]

get a better camera. Some of those kanji, i didn't recognize 'cuz of the blur.

[Joe Redifer]

[esteban]

Translation: "Back in the day, if a console didn't come(?) with composite A/V cables, it was teh suck."

[Tatsujin]

Translation: "Back in the day, if a console didn't come(?) with composite A/V cables, it was teh suck."

not even close to that. but teh funny and a great babel-fake as well

[termis]

 

けど、やっぱカメラより直接キーボードで書くほうがもっと読みやすいでしょ。　（そして翻訳機も使えるから・・・）

[Joe Redifer]

Yeah, I think that's the point... not to use the translator. 

[Tatsujin]

サンピン_テルミス = チェッコル!!

でも、僕の手書きも悪いんので、何か書く時は、きっとパソコンを使ってるんだよ。　めんどうくせぇなので。

[thewestexit]

サンピン_テルミス = チェッコル!!

でも、僕の手書きも悪いんので、何か書く時は、きっとパソコンを使ってるんだよ。　めんどうくせぇなので。

大学の時代に日本語に専攻したからこちらの手書きはけっこうやりますけど、数年ぐらいにあまり練習しなかったので、漢字の書き方を覚えていない時がよくあって、悔しいことなんです。もちろんコンピューターで書くとはわかりますけどね。