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Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store "Surveillance Photos Included"
« on: January 30, 2007, 05:37:41 PM »
Discuss when i herd about this i crack up  :lol:
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_029182451.html
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 06:06:01 PM »
Jesszus Krisz  :lol: #-o
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 12:13:06 AM »
Tron, you gotta put "Surveillance Photos Included!" in the title of your thread :). They were great, especially his back pack.

Then there was the article itself. This:

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The cashier and other customers inside thought the suspect was pulling a prank. The cashier refused to give the suspect the money and he fled the scene.

Oooops. This ninja just lost all credibility.

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Richfield Police were called. They searched the neighborhood for the suspect but he managed to slip away into the night in the manner of a ninja.

Ahhhhh... he just regained some respect for his truly ninja-like abilities.
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 01:44:51 AM »
Ha-ha, what a tool!  At least he didn't slice anybody up with the sword.  Do ninjas use back packs?
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 06:17:01 AM »
Haha, they thought he was a joke.
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 06:53:54 AM »
He should have cut someone in half right down the middle and then stood there posed for 5 seconds before both halves of the victims body burst apart in a fountain of blood.  THEN they would have known he was a real ninja.
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 08:05:05 AM »
Maybe he never intended them to take him seriously nor actually rob the store and it was all part of his ninja training, so he could attempt to escape in broad daylight in the middle of the city wearing a ninja costume.  :wink:

Either way, I'm impressed by his getaway.  :P
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 08:24:59 AM »
I like how he also stood in line before asking for the cash.  At least he was polite!   :lol:
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 01:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Black_Tiger on January 31, 2007, 08:05:05 AM
Maybe he never intended them to take him seriously nor actually rob the store and it was all part of his ninja training, so he could attempt to escape in broad daylight in the middle of the city wearing a ninja costume.  :wink:

Either way, I'm impressed by his getaway.  :P
I agree: this was all part of his ninja training. :) In fact, the first part was actually a lesson in humility!
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 04:11:10 PM »
Quote from: stevek666 on January 31, 2007, 12:13:06 AM
Tron, you gotta put "Surveillance Photos Included!" in the title of your thread :). They were great, especially his back pack.
Done and done still i find it crazy... this crook got away with it.

This, crook must have been praticeing his ninja magic poof!
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store "Surveillance Photos Included"
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 04:26:12 PM »
That ninja oughta get a job at this franchise. :P
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store "Surveillance Photos Included"
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 04:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Dark Fact on February 01, 2007, 04:26:12 PM
That ninja oughta get a job at this franchise. :P

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Or he get's a job at http://www.askaninja.com.
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store "Surveillance Photos Included"
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 11:46:35 AM »
http://ninjaburger.com/

Best ninja site I have ever been to.
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store "Surveillance Photos Included"
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2007, 05:09:59 PM »
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http://ninjaburger.com/

Best ninja site I have ever been to.

Was that before or after I put up my link? :P
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Re: Man Dress As Ninja Trys To Rob Grocery Store "Surveillance Photos Included"
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2007, 05:25:18 PM »
Maybe both Dark Fact - 'cause ninjas be sneaky mofos!  :lol:
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