Just when I was about to remind everyone that Karateka for the Atari 7800 is the worst fighting game ever, I saw this nonsense about a Valis Porn game?
Is it hard core or soft core? I'm not into it if I can't see a girl in the aforementioned chainmail and bikini getting lumberjacked by a couple of female baddies sporting strap-ons.
Anyone want to take the over/under on my warning email from Nanto about this post? The line is 3 hours. Who's got over, who's got under??