Windows Vista Joke

[Kitsunexus]

This is an old Windows 95-era joke that I found, and modernized a bit:

God looks down on the earth and decides he's had enough. With a crack of thunder, he summons to heaven the 3 most powerful people on Earth: George W. Bush, Vladmir Putin, ans Bill Gates.
 
"Gentlemen," God says, "I have called you here because I am truly disappointed in humans and have decided to end the world. You have one week to prepare your people." With a crack of thunder, God sends all 3 back to Earth.

George W. Bush calls together his Cabinet and tells them: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God. The bad news is he's pissed off and he's going to end the world in a week."

Vladmir Putin calls together his Parliament and says: "Cornrades, I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is he's mad at us and the world is going to end in a week."

Bill Gates calls together his top engineers and says: "I have good news and better news. The good news is God considers me one of the three most powerful people on Earth. The better news is we DON'T have to make ANY more patches for Windows Vista.

[SignOfZeta]

Wow, Americans still consider Russians to be God-less? This joke needs some more updating. A little funny would be nice too.

[guyjin]

i think this joke is far older than windows '95. I could imagine the punchline being about nobody having to fix the pinto. 

[FM-77]

A boring joke.

[Kitsunexus]

Note to self, never share a " real PC" joke on a "PC-Engine" board. Sorry to interrupt you guys, you can go back to talking about Naruto. >_>

[Michael Helgeson]

Actually I liked it. Esp since I hate all 3 of the guys involved in the joke. Nice play on the original.

[Joe Redifer]

So what do you guys think of Naruto episode 4-3?  I think Naruto goes way too far in his Narutism for me to feel completely comfortable.  I mean, where does he get off?  Just because he has yellow spiky hair, a headband and little lines drawn on his face does not give him any right to order the 9 tailed fox to "tail rape" 9 different anime girls simultaneously. 

[Kitsunexus]

Just because he has yellow spiky hair, a headband and little lines drawn on his face does not give him any right to order the 9 tailed fox to "tail rape" 9 different anime girls simultaneously. 

If he actually did that, the entire series would be on my HD right now.

[Joe Redifer]

NEWS FLASH:  Kitsunexus likes it when young girls are raped... especially by animals!

[Kitsunexus]

Since when is that a news flash?

/lolifur FTW

[Michael Helgeson]

NEWS FLASH:  Kitsunexus likes it when young girls are raped... especially by animals!

9 tailed animals mind you.

[Hobo Xiphas]

This is my new favorite thread on this board.

Who here likes Tails\Sonic slash fan fiction?

EDIT: Where is this Naruto thread you are talking about?  I bet that thread is just as good as this one!

[Dark Fact]

This thread sure got train wrecked.

Yeah, that joke did kinda suck.  Then again, most jokes on the Internet do.

So what do you guys think of Naruto episode 4-3?  I think Naruto goes way too far in his Narutism for me to feel completely comfortable.  I mean, where does he get off?  Just because he has yellow spiky hair, a headband and little lines drawn on his face does not give him any right to order the 9 tailed fox to "tail rape" 9 different anime girls simultaneously.

Whiskers...Naruto has whiskers...like a nine-tailed fox.