I tell everyone my first crush was Sarah Jessica Parker in LA Story, but it's all LIES. It was Laura from Cosmic Fantasy 2.
It was 1990. Van Halen was still cool, there was only one version of the original Star Wars trilogy, and baseball card trading was in it's zenith. I opened up a pack of Upper Deck baseball cards like any cool 13 year old does and pulled out an autographed Harmon Killebrew heros of baseball card. The neighbor kid (whom nobody liked) tells me that card will fetch about 2 bills at the local card store. So I convinced my skeptical father to drive me to the card store (can't remember the name) and he ranted that the guys in that "jip joint" would only give me 5 bucks for the card.
Three firsts happened that day. The first first: my dad was wrong. The incarnate of the comic book guy gave me exactly $200 without batting an eye. The second first: I met my first 40 year old man who had no idea what it was like to (legally) touch a woman in a romantic way. The third first: I bought a Turbo Grafx-16 at Toys R Us. This third first would be my placebo to a cocaine addiction.
It started quickly. I heard they had better coke on CD's. So after a summer of mowing lawns and a year baby sitting for two raging alcoholics, I saved up the $300 to buy a Turbo Grafx-CD. Picking up used Chip games as I went to quell the thirst. Much to my surprise, the CD player was $150 so I had some surplus cash to feed my habit. Now it was 1992. I heard they had better coke in Japan. So I saved money mowing lawns to buy a converter and started paying $69.99 a pop for imports games. Then I heard they had better coke on the Super Systems Card. So I saved up the $79.99 and had my dad order the SSC3.0 and the 3-n-1 on his mighty Visa (TTI didn't take Amex). I waited all summer for that card so show up. I wanted that Super System Card so bad that I cut out the life-sized photo of the SSC3.0 and taped it over my existing system card. I'd insert it into my TG-16, open up the Turbo Force Magazine, and pretend I was playing Dragon Slayer. I was 15 when I did this (oh the shame). The the super system card showed up in late August. I don't remember the next 6 months of my life that followed, but I remember having to get a job sometime in early 1993 to pay for the habit or my folks were going to kick me out. I bought a Turbo Express so I could play Street Fighter II with a diving board converter on the bus to hockey tournaments. I started playing between games. I started playing at school. Everyone laughed, but they all wanted to watch TV on my Turbo Tuner...
The job plan hugely back-fired on my well intended parents. I got a job that was right next door to my coke dealer, the Video Game exchange. I traded used golf discs to the stoners that worked the counter at VGE for Turbo games. Soon everyone was talking about the Ultra 64 and Super Duper Lucidris Street Fighter MCMXI Champion Turbo Cubed Edition and the bottom fell out of the Turbo Market in 94. My coke became cheap and easily available. The 3DO became the new drug, but I was so dependant on the Turbo, I never switched over.
1995 came along and it was off to start developing one of two career paths. The turbo stayed home while I traveled the globe. I 'found' girls soon there after, and I was able to ween myself off the Turbo. Somewhere around 1998 I heard the market fell out on Japanese coke and I dropped two grand on PCE hardware out of nowhere. BINGE CITY. You name it, I had it (except the Power Console for the Super Grafx, I would have OD'ed and died). I had a power base unit/Core II/PCE CD/Arcade Card here and a Super Grafx, Tennokoe Bank, Super CD Unit there, PCE Duo w/ Monitor over over that way, and the PCE LT w/dock/Super CD unit and Arcade Card Duo as the crown jewel. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time straight-jacked me back to the life of a horny 21 year-old and I recovered from my Turbo lapse. The turbo addiction became a closet thing. Only rearing it's ugly head when friends of my youth visited, or the drinking binge called for Bomberman '94. My world was abruptly shattered in July of 2000 when all my turbo hardware and half my game library was stolen from my campus apartment my senior year. The rest of my collection has languished in one closet or another, until late last week...
You could say the stress of planning a marriage and building a house pulled me back to the habit. But I am currently trying to re-acquire some modest hardware and fire up the old games, and maybe pick up some new ones. If all goes well, I'll be able to post some blogs while I play my games casually and relive a video gamed youth. If things go badly, I'll need a roommate and a good divorce lawyer in the southeast michigan area....