I'll contribute $10 towards the beauty. I may take it to a jeweler and have them turn it into a necklace or something, a la Flava-Flave. j/k
We could turn this thing into a kind of "My week with the Hard Stone Tap." Different forum members have it for a week and post pics with it. Then mail it to another member. It's like taking care of the classroom hamster in 4th grade.
This may be funny only to me, and would require people to run to the post office, but I'm chuckling thinking about it.