Wow...

[offsidewing]

Hey, I never pay retail.  Especially on Blow and Hookers.

Actually, the other $11 went towards buying my son a lego set.  But Coke and Hookers makes for better reading.

However, I did find an alternative to the tap...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jack-Nicklaus-Turbo-Golf-Turbo-Grafx-CHAIN-SMOKE-ED_W0QQitemZ170106309177QQihZ007QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

[esteban]

Hey, I never pay retail.  Especially on Blow and Hookers.

Actually, the other $11 went towards buying my son a lego set.  But Coke and Hookers makes for better reading.

However, I did find an alternative to the tap...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jack-Nicklaus-Turbo-Golf-Turbo-Grafx-CHAIN-SMOKE-ED_W0QQitemZ170106309177QQihZ007QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

Ok, I'm slow: what does "chain-smoked" refer to? The fact that this dude put Jack Nicklaus in his TGMM-16 and never took it out, ever?

[offsidewing]

Hey, I never pay retail.  Especially on Blow and Hookers.

Actually, the other $11 went towards buying my son a lego set.  But Coke and Hookers makes for better reading.

However, I did find an alternative to the tap...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jack-Nicklaus-Turbo-Golf-Turbo-Grafx-CHAIN-SMOKE-ED_W0QQitemZ170106309177QQihZ007QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

Ok, I'm slow: what does "chain-smoked" refer to? The fact that this dude put Jack Nicklaus in his TGMM-16 and never took it out, ever?

i'm assuming that's what it means.  I mean really, is there a better game for the TG-16?

[FM-77]

An awesome cartridge. Buy it.

[termis]

At first glance, I thought that yellow was the natural color of the card. 

Man, that's rather gnarly. 

[Keranu]

Whoa that's insane! At first glance, I thought that was the design of the card too, but I know that's not how it's supposed to look! I would like to buy that if it was only a dollar or something.

EDIT: Do you guys think that HuCard is 85% new

[FM-77]

I do not, no. More like ...... 68%.

[offsidewing]

Shit, using the Bonk Stone Tap Carbon Dating technique, I'd say that HuCard is 92.3% New.

[nat]

However, I did find an alternative to the tap...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jack-Nicklaus-Turbo-Golf-Turbo-Grafx-CHAIN-SMOKE-ED_W0QQitemZ170106309177QQihZ007QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

Oh, you've struck gold, my friend. The subtitle is the real kicker: "ONLY GAME THIS GUY EVER PLAYED??? INSERTED ONCE!!!"

Ok, I'm slow: what does "chain-smoked" refer to? The fact that this dude put Jack Nicklaus in his TGMM-16 and never took it out, ever?

No, it refers to the fact this dude put Jack Nicklaus in his TG-16, never took it out, and then proceeded to smoke 239,871 cigarettes while apparently blowing smoke rings on the exposed portion. That's the only feasible, scientifically plausible, expert-endorsed way this cart ended up in this condition.

The real question is, what spectacular set of circumstances prompted the owner to actually remove the cart from his TG-16 in the first place?

Maybe he decided to give Power Golf a spin and never looked back.

Or maybe he just got lung cancer and died.

EDIT: Do you guys think that HuCard is 85% new

I do not, no. More like ...... 68%.

That card is clearly 15% new, no less, no more, and 85% SMOKED!!!!

[guyjin]

TGMM-16

[offsidewing]

That card is clearly 15% new, no less, no more, and 85% SMOKED!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That HuCard has to be more carcinogetic than raw Weapons Grade Plutonium!

Play the Turbo, Chernobyl style!!

[Hobo Xiphas]

I just read this thread for the first time so it was 100% new for me

[Necromancer]

TGMM-16

Turbo Grafx Mother Muckin' - 16? 

[Carbon Tiger]

I know the net has everything that ever existed and then some, heck I've got a wide mix of weird only the internet could provide stuff...... But even I gotta wonder where do some people FIND this stuff ?  That card looks like it was dropped into a mixer full of ground up cigars.

[grahf]

It was probably in the window of a used game store for years, soaking up those healthy UV rays from the friendly sun.