Strip clubs are a waste of time. It's like "lookie, but no touchie", y'know? Get a whore, dude, and get a box of rubbers. It's about the same price as a decent strip club, but so much more rewarding.
You don't go to strip clubs to get yourself all horned up, you go there to have a drink and just bullshit with your buddies.
Wait... That's just like a regular bar...
