Your Age

[offsidewing]

Screw reunions in the ass. I hope I never have to enter my old high school again.

Same here.  I have no interest in living in the past.... well, except for the TG-16.  And remember ladies, butt sex is safe sex.

I actually dated a girl in high school that thought the same thing, and she was hot.  GOD LOVE HER.  Somewhere, her and her penchant for love in the pooper and her incredible mental instability is making some man happy and insensed all at the same time...

As far as my experience in high school, You get what you give in high school, period. 

[2X4]

Selly, you never gave your age.  Although I still don't know if you are a man or a woman.  Are you even human?

I am as old as this island (what island you may ask. You will not receive an answer). Am I human? I think you I just answered your own question.

OK, so you're not a robot.  At least if you are, your logic circuits are scrambled.

Somewhere, her and her penchant for love in the pooper and her incredible mental instability is making some man happy and insensed all at the same time...

And she is making perfectly spherical turds.

[Turbo D]

LMFAO, seriously, thats some funny shit 

[Dark Fact]

Today's my birthday so I'm 25!

Guess what I got for my birthday?

[nat]

A hooker?

[Turbo D]

a bitchin' super cd2 ?

[Kitsunexus]

A bitchin' SuperHooker?

[Golgo13]

Go to Holland, lots of hookers...

[Dark Fact]

[ul][li]NOKIA Cell Phone[/li][li]14K gold chain[/li][li]A Lexmark All-In-One Series Printer, Copier, Fax, Photo printer, and scanner[/li][li]$100 spending money[/li][li]Cordial cherry chocolates[/li][li]Lindt Lindor chocolates[/li][/ul]
Sorry that I didn't get any hookers.

[TR0N]

[ul][li]NOKIA Cell Phone[/li][li]14K gold chain[/li][li]A Lexmark All-In-One Series Printer, Copier, Fax, Photo printer, and scanner[/li][li]$100 spending money[/li][li]Cordial cherry chocolates[/li][li]Lindt Lindor chocolates[/li][/ul]
Sorry that I didn't get any hookers.

Not even a lapdance man you should ask for a refund jk.

[nat]

Not even a lapdance man you should ask for a refund jk.

What do you think the $100 is for?

[ul][li]Cordial cherry chocolates[/li][li]Lindt Lindor chocolates[/li][/ul]

Dude, I got a box of those Cordial cherry chocolates for Christmas from my landlord. The box is on top of my fridge and there's still like one left. I've been eating them at the approximate pace of 1 per month since then. Preservatives, baby!

As for those Lindt Lindor balls, I get those every year, too. I always find them in the oddest places. They're really good, but you can only handle so many. I think my cats get hold of them and assume they are some kind of toy.

[Turbo D]

Awesome gifts man, so, what u going to spend ur bill on?

[TR0N]

Not even a lapdance man you should ask for a refund jk.

What do you think the $100 is for?

I thought he waste it on booze, but if he went to a strip club that $100.00 would be gone in a second.

[Dark Fact]

"20 bucks, 20 minutes!"

Yeah, I could pay for a lapdance but I'm not a working man at the moment.  I'll probably just go blow it on some more anime and game time at my local internet cafe.

And Lindt chocolates rock.  The only thing I like better are those Moritz Icy Squares.  I LOVE icy squares!

[Kitsunexus]

Strip clubs are a waste of time. It's like "lookie, but no touchie", y'know? Get a whore, dude, and get a box of rubbers. It's about the same price as a decent strip club, but so much more rewarding.