Author Topic: The first time you saw XBOX was coming out, did you think it was a joke?  (Read 1761 times)

Turbo D

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ya, haha, I always hated the xbox when it first came out. But over the years I've come to tolerate its ugly ass  :lol: Halo ain't so bad when ur playing online. I have the pc version tho.

Kitsunexus

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But as has been mentioned before, while faithful to the original, the PC port was a near-complete rewrite of the engine providing better controls and graphics. Of course it's better.

offsidewing

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I really thought it was some kind of prank the EGM magazine was playing when I first read about it.  Im not saying this to be funny because I really did not believe it was a real system. 

For 3 reasons.

It was Shaped like a Box

It had the word "Box" in the title, and at the time I thought that was such a ridiculous idea it couldn't be true.

The controller looked absolutely insane.


Am I alone in this?  Please share your first impressions



It, like all other systems, are complete shit because they can not play games from the greatest console ever made:  The Turbo Grafx 16 Super System!!

Kitsunexus

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So technically, you f*cked up because you said "all other systems" and yet the Wii plays TG-16.

OH YEAH, WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WII YOUR DADDY! LICK YO WII DADDY!

Hobo Xiphas

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It was what I like to call 'sarcasm'.  The NASCAR thing was in response Golgo13's assessment of Xbox owners.

Don't worry, I've got your back, Necromancer.

Bashing the Xbox just because it is made by Americans is retarded.  The original Xbox is worth playing for the games that Sega released for it alone.

Turbo D

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OutRun? That game is bad ass.

Joe Redifer

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I didn't care about the Xbox when it came out.  I was too busy playing Super Monkey Ball, which is better than any other Gamecube, Xbox or PS2 game.  Eventually after a few worthy games came out, I got an Xbox.  It was pretty cool.  It had 5.1 sound in games, which was a first anywhere, and it was used to fantastic effect in a lot of games.  Pro Logic 2 is for weak pussies.  Pro Logic 2 is for people who enjoy drinking warmed diarrhea.  It had a few games in actual HDTV resolutions, and that also kicked ass.  But what really sets the Xbox apart is the ease in which it is hacked.  You can put emus for most systems on it (including the TG-16), but the emulators pretty much suck ass because the GUI the losers made for them are the worst ever.  But Xbox Media Center is extremely awesome.  Get realtime weather updates for your area.  Get news.  THAT f*ckING ROCKS!  People think that the Wii invented weather and news.  Nope.  The Wii can lick the corn out of my a-hole.  Oh, and you can stream just about any kind of media you can think of from your PC and watch it in HD or listen to it or whatever.  No mod chip required.

Keranu

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Mono sound blastin' outta Odyssey II is the way to go.
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I didn't think it was a joke but I did know that it wasn't going to be popular in Japan...too many Sony and Nintendo fanboys. I also figured that in the US, people would buy it up because it would likely have a lot of braindead FPS games. Turns out I was right on both. :dance:

offsidewing

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EMUs and Virtual Console are for people who like Masturbating versus the real thing (or have no other choice but jurggen off).

If I can't put Dungeon Explorer 2 in it and play it with out downloading something, it SUCKS!!

Actually, I'm just bleeding all things TG-16 right now.  I think all game systems are great and have great game for those who are brave enough to be open minded.  For those who are bored, there are hardware deficiencies in all systems that can be pointed out.  Of course, those who like to point out the shortcoming in things feel villified by doing so...

Although, I must say, when the XBOX was announced, the modern Blind Fanboy-ism that we know today was born.  It is a strange mixture of Star Wars Fan-boyism and Kevin Smith Anti-Fan-boyism. 

If it's gaming I like it, and I don't discount a system or game because of it's specs or what system it's on.  Crap is Crap no matter what system its pushed through.

Sadly and most hippocratically, I let emotion and a connection to my youth rank the Turbo as the best system ever made. 


Golgo13

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You know, I guess I just have a bias towards trusting the Japanese with games rather than the Americans.  My first system was an Atari 2600 II and it was ok but I compared it to the NES at that time , and then later I saw atari release the "Jaguar". My patriotism for american game developers was at an all time low.  Im not one of these "Otaku" people that collects everything japanese and tries to speak Japanese and do everything Japanese while at the same time not knowing jack shit about my own ancestral culture.   I just think American games in general suck, granted there are exceptions, but you get what I mean.


I thought about reasons why this is, my theory is this:

I have a suspicion that the average american game developement worker does not work as hard as the average Japanese one.   I could be wrong, but the impression I get is that he more than likely sits in a dirty office from 9 to 5 with crumpled up arby's wrappers around him and extra large soda cups,  he is at least 40lbs overweight and is pre-occupied with all kinds of stupid shit.

Now from what Ive heard about the Japanese, is that they stay up all night on crank, they are smoking cigarettes in the game development office and working out every last detail of a game, they aren't intimidated by their wives or girlfriends and ignore any complaints about them not coming home and working too late (assuming they complain at all), because she knows that if the game hits big and she leaves, there will be some other 19 year old japanese girl to take her place and get the spoils.  When the crank wears off, they often get a cot and sleep right in the office so they don't even have to go home.


I could be wrong, but hey, its just a theory.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2007, 03:33:54 AM by Golgo13 »

FM-77

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The Japanese can make good platformers, shooters and adventure games. They really need to leave racing, fps and (to a large extent) rpg games to the outside world though. All other genres are obsolete and can be dropped from the planet. The reason to this is because I say so. :dance: :wink:

Golgo13

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Gran Turismo was my favorite racing game, and it was made by insomniac japs.

offsidewing

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Gran Turismo was my favorite racing game, and it was made by insomniac japs.

No, it was a collaborative effort between Jimmy Carter and Snoop Dogg.

Golgo13

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Gran Turismo was my favorite racing game, and it was made by insomniac japs.

No, it was a collaborative effort between Jimmy Carter and Snoop Dogg.

Jimmy Carter eh?  No wonder it was such a good game!  That man can do no wrong, I tell you....