Holy crap, using "soda" vs. "pop" as a guide, only sophisticated heathens (such as myself) use the proper term: SODA.
SODA, you bastards. It's SODA.
Otherwise, it sounds like you're part of a Rice Krispies commercial:
"Oh snap! Let's smoke some crackle and drink some pop! Wooohoo!"SODA, you bastards, it's goddam friggin' SODA.
Oh yeah... happy birthday
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