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nat

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Hilarious SPAM
« on: July 05, 2007, 06:19:22 AM »
OK, so the e-mail filters I have here at work are absolutely horrible so lots and lots of spam gets through.

Usually this results in a "Block Sender" command issued. However, before the message disappears sometimes I read a bit of what the message was about. On a rare occasion, some of this stuff is just really really funny. I usually always keep these nuggets around to go back and laugh at later.

Now, through this thread, I will be sharing some of that stuff with you. Here's todays winner:

  Hello my friend!

  I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (<URL deleted>) are bad.

  Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

  My dog and I are still alive ;)
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 06:29:35 AM »
He might want to try eating the dog first - it's almost impossible to do after harakiri time.  :lol:

So, this is supposed to get you to buy prescription drugs from them?  It doesn't inspire too much confidence, as they obviously have this unbalanced weirdo on the wrong shit.
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 07:56:27 AM »
I'm a person who actually keeps some of his spam because some of it is just so damn funny. I'll have to post some examples later, it's usually the Chinese ones that are the best :D .
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 10:18:18 AM »
So who hasn't received offers for penis and breast enlargements yet? :roll:
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 03:02:23 PM »
I used to get every spam that existed when I had aol mail a few years ago. Now that I got a free yahoo, the spam is on a minimum.
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 03:06:25 PM »
I hate spam   :-s
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 03:22:59 PM »
Spam? What is this spam, and how can I get it? ;)
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 03:41:57 PM »
You can buy it at the market, makes a great breakfast meat  :wink:
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 04:08:41 PM »
Spam bacon and eggs spam.

Spam sasuage bacon and eggs spam.

SPAM ! SPAM! SPAM!

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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 05:30:35 PM »
Spam musubi is fantastic.  :D
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 06:03:43 PM »
I love spam musubi, I ate 2 yesterday from L&L HB.
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 06:38:15 PM »
I'm speechless at how quickly my new thread was hijacked.  :o
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2007, 03:01:16 AM »
Quote from: nat on July 05, 2007, 06:38:15 PM
I'm speechless at how quickly my new thread was hijacked.  :o

Thank the gods that your typing finger is still working.  :)
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2007, 08:40:42 AM »
Today's nugget:

Be a Man with a capital letter.

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With Penis Enlarge Patch women will always fix their attention on your penis.
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Re: Hilarious SPAM
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2007, 03:38:56 PM »
Quote from: nat on July 12, 2007, 08:40:42 AM
Today's nugget:

Be a Man with a capital letter.

<URL deleted>

With Penis Enlarge Patch women will always fix their attention on your penis.
:lol: :lol: The engrish in those spam e-mails are some thing.
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