Author Topic: Hilarious SPAM  (Read 814 times)

nat

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« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2007, 05:05:21 AM »

 :lol: :lol: The engrish in those spam e-mails are some thing.

You're telling me.

Here's a snippet from one of today's spam. The subject was "When will it be okay?":

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"That man whip has truly gone off the deep end."  :clap:
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2007, 08:43:41 AM »
Oh Annie oh my Jesus Annie killed that stupid broad - He rolled back and peeked through the window. I may go with you - probably will, in fact - but I am going to go with a by-God bellyful of caviar.

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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2007, 09:13:11 AM »
Oh Annie oh my Jesus Annie killed that stupid broad - He rolled back and peeked through the window. I may go with you - probably will, in fact - but I am going to go with a by-God bellyful of caviar.

Spam quoting Stephen King.  Just when I thought I've seen everything.....  :lol:
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2007, 06:56:36 AM »
SUBJECT: how did you get that on film, man?


this is not good. If this video gets to her husband your both dead. here is where I found it...<URL removed>

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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2007, 09:25:57 AM »
Haha, that's great. I really need to start posting all of my spam mail here since I keep them.
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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2007, 11:22:37 AM »
Please do. I've been getting a lot of uninteresting crap lately.

Every once in a while a humorous nugget slips through.

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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2007, 07:02:29 PM »
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A recent survey has poured salt on a festering wound that the Realty
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They may not even care to stop the bad clicks.
But for the most part at best, the net is a lead generator. Afterall,
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So I hear all the time how a forced opt-in to IDX or VOW is antithical
to the anti transparency of the the web.

So often though we put up a brochure website and call it marketing.

Maybe my own licensing test should have been a clue. Real Estate
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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2007, 07:06:47 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2007, 07:10:18 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2007, 03:36:12 PM »
 :shock:

"Nitride Wafers are the next level in super technology."

What the f*ck is a Nitride Wafer?

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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 05:18:35 PM »
I wish I knew, but it's a stroke of genius.
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« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 09:18:04 PM »
It sounds like a tasty cookie  :lol:

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« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2007, 12:02:27 PM »
Cookies of the future!
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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2008, 07:31:20 AM »
I haven't updated this space in the better part of a year. I guess my spam filter has been working exceptionally well lately. However, in rare form, it let this little nugget slip through this morning:



SUBJECT: I love you. First time Ive ever been in love.

hiiiya

I havenot talked to you however we are friends with an individual in common who gave me your email because I recently got to city. They told me u'd be intrested in hooking up with a sexy slap of booty like this hahaha. Neways I will not ever login my e-mail so will not wan't to meat i can hand you my pix and guarantee im as hot as i say. hit me up up on my Y! Messenger.


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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2008, 07:34:00 AM »
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