I'm suprised this topic hasn't died.
I like this topic, but I suck at solving 'em. I even have a few lined up for whenever I finally figure one out (or someone takes pity on a retard and relinquishes their turn).
Two more guesses:
Skweek - squeaky from the rust
Hani on the Road - they're both rounded off turds
I'm sure that they're both wrong, since I don't think that either of them are licensed characters. Unfortunately, the only licensed games that I can think of don't make any sense.