Did Keranu get a girlfriend?

[Turbo D]

You are very wise my friend. I was in a serious relationship for 2 years after highskoo. since that I've been trying to stay single. You really miss out on alot of shit when ur tied down.

[ParanoiaDragon]

I used to be like that, I stopped whining about wanting a girlfriend(as I never really ever had one) & enjoyed the single life, it was great, then the woman who is now my wife waltzed into my life, & I'm really happy not being single now.  So, so far, everything has worked out for the good.

[Black Tiger]

I used to be like that, I stopped whining about wanting a girlfriend(as I never really ever had one) & enjoyed the single life, it was great, then the woman who is now my wife waltzed into my life, & I'm really happy not being single now.  So, so far, everything has worked out for the good.

Congradulation PD.

Too bad not everyone can live happily ever after(I'm one of the few so far ).

[Hobo Xiphas]

A school bus ran over his Internet connection.

[Keranu]

Aww, I'm glad to see people actually care ab00t me! Though how dare you accuse me of getting a girlfriend - you know I don't date!

The E! True Hollywood Story of what happened to me

As I reached the peak of my stardom of fame in the 80's, I started hanging around the wrong crowds. Instead of looking for new hot flicks to star in, I slipped my way into the night life of hanging out in clubs with the hottest celebrities and sniffing lines of coke off any woman I wanted to. My drug addiction got so bad that I couldn't even land a role in Munchie and before I could realize it, I was diagnosed with HIV. Time went on and AIDS was taking over my body and my cure for it was to inhale as much coke as I possibly could while playing rounds of Insector X over and over. After beating Insector X for the 956th time, AIDS had won and I laid dead on top of my Genesis (first model of course) with the "Jackin'" song of Insector X looping. But then one dark night, lightning struck my grave and I raised from it! Now in the new millenium, Keranu is BACK and this time as a CYBORGNETIC ZOMBIE and posting on PCEFX once more! THE END!

For those who were really interested, a thunder storm broke my DSL modem and instead of paying $50 for a new one, we switched to a cable internet service.

[nat]

Damn those motherf*ckin' midwest thunder storms.

[Keranu]

I'm more upset at Crete's crappy power outages .

[nat]

Wow. Is Crete, like, in the sticks or something? Or did they just recently fire everyone from your local power plant? I think I can remember only one power outage here in recent history. It was last winter when it snowed so much a large branch buckled under the weight and snapped a nearby power line.

[Joe Redifer]

We never have power outages out here because our power company went down to Best Buy and bought one of those APC UPS power supplies (or whatever they are called) that have a charged battery in them.  The entire power plant is plugged into that, so there are never any hiccups.

[TR0N]

Aww, I'm glad to see people actually care ab00t me! Though how dare you accuse me of getting a girlfriend - you know I don't date!

The E! True Hollywood Story of what happened to me

As I reached the peak of my stardom of fame in the 80's, I started hanging around the wrong crowds. Instead of looking for new hot flicks to star in, I slipped my way into the night life of hanging out in clubs with the hottest celebrities and sniffing lines of coke off any woman I wanted to. My drug addiction got so bad that I couldn't even land a role in Munchie and before I could realize it, I was diagnosed with HIV. Time went on and AIDS was taking over my body and my cure for it was to inhale as much coke as I possibly could while playing rounds of Insector X over and over. After beating Insector X for the 956th time, AIDS had won and I laid dead on top of my Genesis (first model of course) with the "Jackin'" song of Insector X looping. But then one dark night, lightning struck my grave and I raised from it! Now in the new millenium, Keranu is BACK and this time as a CYBORGNETIC ZOMBIE and posting on PCEFX once more! THE END!

For those who were really interested, a thunder storm broke my DSL modem and instead of paying $50 for a new one, we switched to a cable internet service.

Well that clears, it up i thought you got a gf or was busted for selling drugs 

Any ways you know how ppl get.. paranoid when a person isn't posting for a while 

[Joe Redifer]

Yeah I was afraid.  I didn't know what to do.  I was curled up in a corner for days due to my paranoid fear.  I just had to post hoping maybe, just maybe someone had an answer that could calm me.  I need my Keranu fix!!!

[Keranu]

Wow. Is Crete, like, in the sticks or something? Or did they just recently fire everyone from your local power plant? I think I can remember only one power outage here in recent history. It was last winter when it snowed so much a large branch buckled under the weight and snapped a nearby power line.

Crete is just a very old town with very old power lines .

Yeah I was afraid.  I didn't know what to do.  I was curled up in a corner for days due to my paranoid fear.  I just had to post hoping maybe, just maybe someone had an answer that could calm me.  I need my Keranu fix!!!

Don't worry, the moderator's back .

[nat]

Wow. Is Crete, like, in the sticks or something? Or did they just recently fire everyone from your local power plant? I think I can remember only one power outage here in recent history. It was last winter when it snowed so much a large branch buckled under the weight and snapped a nearby power line.

Crete is just a very old town with very old power lines .

Aren't you guys paying taxes that will take care of that? 

[esteban]

For those who were really interested, a thunder storm broke my DSL modem and instead of paying $50 for a new one, we switched to a cable internet service.

Dude, a month or two ago lightning hit a tree next to our house (I should take a picture of the huge, cracked, barkless wound). Anyway, this caused a surge and ALL OF OUR PHONES broke. No joke. WTF?!! Our router was toast as well.

Thankfully, no damage to computers or our TV.

[Joe Redifer]

Long, long ago, lightning struck nearby and destroyed everything in the house connected to a phone line.  That included all phones and my computer which had a dial-up modem.  It literally fried a hole in the motherboard.