( notice that the dude doing goatse is married )
The dude doing Goatse is actually a transvestite, and the ring is because "alternative" marriages are allowed in the state where (s)he lives. I read it in an interview, dunno for the life of me where I found it.
But yeah, 3:00AM boredom. Gotta love it. I'm probably going to be banned now and sent to hell, but this is my tamer idea (the original was going to be the goatse with the TurboCD LED screen where the...orifice... was).