For this I am going to pretend (like as in a Marvel What If comic) our great friend Hammad of the desert posted and I got to quote it:
Oh Snap,I beat you all,I'm so l33t now. Only I have the gr8test tile quote. U'z all suk the hard one,esp u Keranu my main man. Now I will go back to playing DJ Boy and dropping my fav N word again an again. Curse Amerika,you have good games and round buttons,we in desert do not and only have square cherry buttons on arcade sticks,but I know N word. I am l33t.
Hahaha! I love how you included that Dragon shanghai game! About the only playable game with that button set up.