Author Topic: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure  (Read 4407 times)

Kitsunexus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3911
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2008, 07:48:13 PM »
She has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?  :twisted:

MissaFX

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1031
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2008, 08:00:27 PM »
She has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?  :twisted:

I just thought she looks like the kind of woman who has smoked for 50 years, since she was 10 and grew up in a bar.  Who has also overtanned herself with artificial tanning countless times.  Maybe she's a biker too...reguardless of gender though, I am sure a sex tape would be scary.:-&  I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!
Good Traders: nat+, The Old Rover+, bust3dstr8+, nectarsis, geepee+, Mithos, zeon, sensei+, Windancer, OldSchoolGamer
35/62 FX games owned - 56.4%
05/62 FX games reviewed - 8.0%
Latest: Pachio-kun FX review - 4/9/08

Kitsunexus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3911
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2008, 08:17:00 PM »
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Joe Redifer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8178
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2008, 10:10:01 PM »
She has manly arms.  Almost real biceps.  Ewwwww...

nat

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7085
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2008, 10:23:29 PM »
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

MissaFX

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1031
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2008, 10:30:13 PM »
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

I wish all the Alien movies had been like Aliens.  It's a wonderful movie.
Good Traders: nat+, The Old Rover+, bust3dstr8+, nectarsis, geepee+, Mithos, zeon, sensei+, Windancer, OldSchoolGamer
35/62 FX games owned - 56.4%
05/62 FX games reviewed - 8.0%
Latest: Pachio-kun FX review - 4/9/08

nat

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7085
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2008, 10:31:54 PM »
They are all very different, which is why I like them. The second was very good, though.

esteban

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24063
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2008, 01:32:43 AM »
Hhahahahahaaa. This is the first time I've seen this thread. I love this lady. Hey, she's just trying to stand out from the countless faceless ebay sellers by putting her "personal touch" on many of her auctions.

That said, I also wanted to eat some breakfast this morning. Maybe I'll just wait until lunchtime.

  |    | 

ceti alpha

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3835
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2008, 03:54:38 AM »
Quote
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

haha. I remember my only bad trip (the last time I tried it), and a bunch of people were listening to the Aliens soundtrack in the dark on LSD. That had nothing to do with me and my friend's bad trip, but it would have been fun if I wasn't so wigged out. Anyway, my friend and I finally got our shit together and came-to, thanks to Tom Hanks in "The Money Pit". It was the scene where the tub falls through the floor and Hanks just laughs in that crazy dork laugh. After that everything was A-OK. heh.

But a funny thing did happen that night. Me and my friend thought we were kicked out of the party so we walked down the street and used a payphone to call our friend who was having the party to ask if we could come back. lol.  8-[ The first phone we tried just gave this god awful feedback noise and when I hung up the phone a shit load of quarters just started pouring out of the return-change slot. We were so out of it we left it all there. When we finally got a hold of the party our friend told us to get our 100% retarded asses back up to the house. In our tripped out mumblings we told people about the phone incident and a bunch of people ran down the street to check it out. Turned out to be 15 bucks or something like that. lol.

I don't think I took LSD after that...maybe once more. Though mushrooms were a definite alternative.

So I did pretty much everything that night except listen to the Aliens soundtrack on LSD. heh.

As for the other Aliens movies not being like Aliens, I love the first one. Brilliant sci-fi horror. Aliens was, of course, amazing too - perfect sequel. Alien3 gets a bum wrap I find, but it did have its flaws. As for Alien Resurrection - no comment. That was just a terrible movie - the only part of that movie I liked was the underwater chase scene. Pretty freaky - LSD or not.  :P


"Let the CAW and Mystery of a Journey Unlike Any Other Begin"

OldTurboBastard

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 99
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2008, 04:54:33 AM »
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

daym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"
"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." - hedberg

ceti alpha

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3835
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2008, 05:00:31 AM »
Quote
daym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"

hehe. Yeah, Hudson was hilarious.


"Let the CAW and Mystery of a Journey Unlike Any Other Begin"

nat

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7085
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2008, 05:04:06 AM »
"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

schnuth

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 130
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2008, 05:28:54 AM »
GameSniped.com featured our favorite lady today:

http://www.gamesniped.com/2008/01/23/milf-sells-video-game-collection/


nat

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7085
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2008, 05:46:29 AM »
I still maintain she looks like a man in drag.

GUTS

  • Guest
Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2008, 09:11:20 AM »
I think we need to find someone who would like to f*ck her before she qualifies as a MILF.