Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure

[quoth09]

Creepy old lady was weird before...but now...UGH!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cookie-Crush-DVD-Feet-Foot-Photos-Pics-More_W0QQitemZ150211500576QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4801QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

If you can't look at that, this should be enough for you:

http://i17.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b6/a0/33c6_1.JPG
http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b6/a0/3272_1.JPG
http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/b6/a0/3321_1.JPG

Just remember, that if you get a game from her with any kind of oreo substance on it anytime soon, that would explain it. I was laughing at that first photo for almost 5 minutes, because she looks so ridiculous holding a plate of cookies with her tongue sticking out. 



Also this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/How-Many-Licks-Sexy-Dessert-Buffet-MILF-Photo-Set_W0QQitemZ150211500903QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4822QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Lady, no one wants to know how many licks it takes to get to anything on you...

http://i8.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/bd/a6/8192_1.JPG

Wrong and BAD!!!
MILF (or rather MIWRNF) and games do NOT go together!

[Joe Redifer]

Ha ha.  She should mail you the Oreos as well as the lame picture set.  I bet some deviantly unstable guys would be all over that.

EDIT:  Checked out the auction and SHE IS sending the smashed cookies.  Ewwwww.  0 bids.

[nodtveidt]

I actually have a few of her picture sets. I guess if you're not into that kind of thing, feel free to avoid her. But I can't say anything bad at all about the products she sells...they came very well packaged, as described, and not smelly or covered in anything sticky (like cheap lube). She's actually a very good seller.

[Necromancer]

Congrats - you just made me vurp a bit.  Thanks a lot.

[nodtveidt]

Stop eating all that HFCS and you'll feel much better.

[guyjin]

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

[nat]

Good grief.

[nodtveidt]

Well it could be worse...I could have posted one of the pictures!

[quoth09]

[nat]

 

[TR0N]

 
She's winking at you nat you better lay low for a while 

Ahh the creepy old lady is getting such a fetish here.

[MurderDate]

man.. poor Linda.. jeez-us!  You'd think you people would be more open to a horny old lady video game collector!!  She had TWO copies of DEII for christ sakes !     I think you're all just ashamed or sheltered or something !!  Poor lady.  I bet she's really sweet. Without getting too graphic just imagine playing B'93 with her and then pulling your pants down and ... you're in love!  haha    You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda ?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

[Necromancer]

You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Try reading comprehension classes.  More than one poster has said that they'd hit it, not that I'm naming names or anything.  :-"

[MurderDate]

You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Try reading comprehension classes.  More than one poster has said that they'd hit it, not that I'm naming names or anything.  :-"

I didn't bother reading the whole thread because it's inane.

[nat]

I've moved this thread to Chit-Chat since the discussion has moved well beyond the scope of the original topic...