I like how the femesexual reviewer says that the whole point of the game is exactly the opposite of what it really is. Then it goes on to say how the game "sports standard roleplay interface", just like all that ram-slamming in Phantasy Star, Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior.
Its also logical to conclude that having two games on the same disc makes the adventuring twice as intense. Like if Sim Earth had included Sim City, then the management simulationing would also have been twice as intense.
And although I liked that the earlier GamePro TG-CD reviews included disc size, this genius actually makes a point of saying that the 500+ megs of size is all "gameplay data" instead of CD audio.
The best part is how at the very end its last two words contradict its very first two words, by making it appear that Ys is pronounced "eez".