The back game descriptions read like the most unprofessional garbage I have ever seen. Equal to or greater then Gamepro reviews.
"Blast through 7 levels or so" Well,how many levels is it then....
"It features parallax scrolling and other silly non-sense like that" Like confetti, stringers, balloons,and clowns?
"Featuring slightly improved graphics and gameplay" I have never seen any company release a game and add the word " slightly" next to the word improved.