Seriously, I'd love a TurboGrafx shirt of some kind. Aaron should make them and sell them on the site.
And at the same time get us in trouble with the game's copyright holders and get the site shut down! BRILLIANT THINKING SIR, YOU GET NOT ONE, BUT
TWO COOKIES!
Seriously, man, I don't think your idea would fly.
But if it were legal, you'd have the best idea since the lightbulb.