Where all the wimmin at?

[Joe Redifer]

What you say?!  I dare not!

[Michael Helgeson]

But seriously, if you truly want to meet women, step away from the keyboard!

But seriously, if you truly want to stay happy while maintaining the ability to collect and afford games, stay away from the women and continue to use the keyboard!

[Kitsunexus]

But seriously, if you truly want to meet women, step away from the keyboard!

Step away from the computer keyboard and up to a synthesizer keyboard! Chicks dig dudes who can play piano.

It's like I say: "Once you can tickle the ivories, then you can tickle the ovaries." 

[Turbo D]

rofl, great saying kitsune 

[WoodyXP]

I don't think the Turbo/PCE appeals much to the ladies.  Most girls know turn it down for a Nintendo system.

[Necromancer]

Yeah, I forget where now, but you can actually see the male to female ratio on the board, and it ain't pretty. 

Go down to 'Forum Stats' on the front page and click on 'More Stats' to find:

Total Members:   1209
Male to Female Ratio:   35.5:1

.....for a grand total of 34 members of the female persuasion.

[nat]

I wonder which half a male member they used to calculate that ratio?

.5 of, say, Kitsunexus doesn't necessarily equal .5 of Necromancer!

[Necromancer]

How do you know?  Are you that creepy dude that's been sneaking around in the bushes outside the window?

[rainbow_bright]

nope, that was me-i think your sister is really pretty.I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!  :oops:

[Golgo13]

But seriously, if you truly want to meet women, step away from the keyboard!

But seriously, if you truly want to stay happy while maintaining the ability to collect and afford games, stay away from the women and continue to use the keyboard!

Yeah, women will get in the way of you acquiring more turbo power, and hence you will be less radical and to the extreme.

[nat]

Yeah, women will get in the way of you acquiring more turbo power, and hence you will be less radical and to the extreme.

Says the guy with the Vanilla Ice avatar. Priceless.

[guyjin]

Is it possible to not choose a gender? That might screw up the ratio calculation.

If not, I suspect a signifigant number of those 34 are lying.

[Keranu]

My head keeps telling me there are about three women on these forums, but I can't think of the third. The mednafen programmer and Missa are two of them. There's actually another one on #utopiasoft on EFnet, she should post here.

[Bonknuts]

My head keeps telling me there are about three women on these forums, but I can't think of the third. The mednafen programmer and Missa are two of them. There's actually another one on #utopiasoft on EFnet, she should post here.

 Don't encourage her, she's too much for us to handle! 

[nodtveidt]

But seriously, if you truly want to meet women, step away from the keyboard!

Nonsense. That's how I met my wife.