What is your record for longest continuous stream...

[Joe Redifer]

...while urinating? 

We all love to urinate.  It' a fantastic pastime which everyone partakes in.  But how long have you gone?  How much urine can you store?  The stream must be continuous, none of the ending squirts or shakes count.

I think my record is about 1:45.  That's a minute and 45 seconds, not an hour and 45 minutes. 

This is going to be an amazing thread.  I can't wait for people to Google my name and this shows up, especially prospective employers.

No pictures or video, please.

[guyjin]

This is going to be an amazing thread.  I can't wait for people to Google my name and this shows up, especially prospective employers.

Well, that's your own fault for using your real(?) name on the internets.

[Joe Redifer]

You're avoiding the topic.

[Necromancer]

17 days: 13 hours: 45 minutes: 7 seconds, and I can open beer bottles with my prostate.  I have what's called HHS (Hank Hill Syndrome), which is normal bladder capacity coupled with an extremely narrow urethra. 

[nat]

I've never had the urge to time myself, but I've had some reaaaally long pisses before.

Joe, how do you know that's your longest? Do you keep a stopwatch by the toilet or something?

[Kitsunexus]

I actually expected this to say "of consciousness". I should have known better. 

[Turbo D]

lol, great topic! I have never been able to piss as long as you Joe  :oops: I'm a bit jealous too  The longest I have gone would probably be around 45 seconds. I'm going to start timing my self now. I have a plan too

[Joe Redifer]

Do you keep a stopwatch by the toilet or something?

No, but there is a clock in the bathroom that I can see.

[Keranu]

Aaron wouldn't approve of the non-descriptive topic  .

I've never timed myself either, but I think I'm gonna have to start trying to now. I know I've taken some really long pisses before and I think I broke one at work recently. If I were to guess, it had to be around a minute or so long.

[Joe Redifer]

Just look at your watch when you start and then again when you stop.

The topic title here is more descriptive than 50% of other threads!!!   

[Turbo D]

I wish I had a clock in the restroom. They always get fogged up when the showers on though. Do you have a special clock, Redifer?

[Joe Redifer]

No, I just don't piss in the shower.

[ceti alpha]

I've had some doozies in my time. I'd say at least as long as Joe, but I can't say for sure as I didn't exactly time it. For now on I'm timing it and this thread will one day be bumped with my all time record. 

[Turbo D]

well this morning wasn't anything special  Maybe tommorrow, since I piss the longest in the mornings.

[ceti alpha]

well this morning wasn't anything special  Mad

hehe. Don't get angry. It makes it harder to piss.