What is your record for longest continuous stream...

[Turbo D]

lol, I'm going to drink a jack load of water tonight before bed 

[Necromancer]

.....and end up pissing the bed. 

[FM-77]

Am I the only one who is bothered that on movies and tv-shows, they always pee like forever! It's so idiotic, they stand there having a conversation sometimes, talking about all sorts of stuff. NOBODY pees that long!

[Turbo D]

apparently Redifer does 

[Necromancer]

If somebody tries to strike up a conversation at the urinals, I will follow my manners, turn to look 'em in the eyes, and lubricate their shoes.  Sometimes you have to mark your territory to make it clear to people that they're invading your space.

[ceti alpha]

Sometimes you have to mark your territory to make it clear to people that they're invading your space.

So that was you!! 

Seriously though my biggest public washroom pet peeve is when there are two urinals and a stall and someone walks in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to the one you're using instead of the stall. 

[Necromancer]

Seriously though my biggest public washroom pet peeve is when there are two urinals and a stall and someone walks in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to the one you're using instead of the stall. 

That doesn't bother me, but it does when there's a dozen urinals and some dude comes up right next to me when nobody else is in the restroom.

[ceti alpha]

That doesn't bother me, but it does when there's a dozen urinals and some dude comes up right next to me when nobody else is in the restroom.

Yeah.  That's even worse. lol I guess only two urinals doesn't leave much choice for the other person.

[Joe Redifer]

.....and end up pissing the bed. 

What's weird is that sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll dream that I need to pee badly or in fact that I am enjoying a lengthy pee.  I wake up and I find that I need to pee, but I never wet the bed.  I'm really good about bladder control.  It's crazy because you'd think if you were dreaming that you were peeing, that you'd probably actually do it.

But yeah, morning pisses are the longest.

[Golgo13]

I think I made some kind of record in Denmark, sampling all the various kinds of beer there and then pissing in the street somewhere, I would say it must have been somewhere around redifers time.

[Turbo D]

I clocked in at 1:10 today. 

[ceti alpha]

I clocked in at 1:10 today.  Cool

  Nicely done.

[nat]

.....and end up pissing the bed. 

What's weird is that sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll dream that I need to pee badly or in fact that I am enjoying a lengthy pee.  I wake up and I find that I need to pee, but I never wet the bed.  I'm really good about bladder control.  It's crazy because you'd think if you were dreaming that you were peeing, that you'd probably actually do it.

That happened to me when I was a little kid. I'm always paranoid every time I have a dream like that it will happen again. But it hasn't. Thank God.

[Hobo Xiphas]

This is a very good topic

But I don't have any clocks in the bathroom so I can't participate although I wish the rest of you good luck in this endeavor

[Joe Redifer]

Use your watch.  Everyone on this forum wears a watch.  It is required to participate here.