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Kitsunexus

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I LOL'd heartedly...
« on: November 22, 2007, 04:26:54 PM »
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 :lol:


got moar joeks? 0_^
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Hobo Xiphas

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 04:35:21 PM »
What do you call a fox with a runny nose?

Full.
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Turbo D

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2007, 06:17:52 PM »
ain't it a shame to beat your wife on a sunday when you got monday tuesday wednesday, or thursday friday and saturday ain't it a shame
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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 02:43:29 AM »
What do you call a truckload of dildos at Christmas?  Toys for twats.

One of my favs:  What do you say to a women with two black eyes?  Nothing - she's already been told twice.
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ceti alpha

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 02:56:03 AM »
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What do you say to a women with two black eyes?  Nothing - she's already been told twice.

HAHA!! Yeah, I can't help but laugh whenever I hear that one.
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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 03:04:06 AM »
Quote from: Ernie Banks' Retirement Pants on November 22, 2007, 04:35:21 PM
What do you call a fox with a runny nose?

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Mwuhahahaha!  It took me a while, but I get it now.
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Keranu

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 10:12:56 AM »
Quote from: ceti alpha on November 23, 2007, 02:56:03 AM
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What do you say to a women with two black eyes?  Nothing - she's already been told twice.

HAHA!! Yeah, I can't help but laugh whenever I hear that one.
Hahaha, yeah that's one of my favorites too!
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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 05:52:03 PM »
P1:"do you know the joke about doesn't matter?"
P2:"no"
P1:"doesn't matter!"
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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 06:23:24 PM »
Ah, some classic ones that are always a hit with the ladies--

Q: How do you know when a woman comes?
A: Who f*cking cares?
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A girl once told me to give her all 12 inches and make her bleed.  So I stuck it in her 4 times and punched her in the face.
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Kitsunexus

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 06:48:03 PM »
Quote from: Tatsujin on November 23, 2007, 05:52:03 PM
P1:"do you know the joke about doesn't matter?"
P2:"no"
P1:"doesn't matter!"

Awww, that's so tame and cute! GTFO MUH THREAD.  :x


Quote from: thumpin_termis on November 23, 2007, 06:23:24 PM
Ah, some classic ones that are always a hit with the ladies--

Q: How do you know when a woman comes?
A: Who f*cking cares?
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A girl once told me to give her all 12 inches and make her bleed.  So I stuck it in her 4 times and punched her in the face.

FOR THE WIN, MY GOOD SIR, FOR THE WIN!! ^___^
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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 03:03:11 AM »
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

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One dead baby in ten trash cans.
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guyjin

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2007, 03:10:17 AM »
gah, dead baby jokes... another artifact of the '90s...
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ccovell

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 09:35:33 AM »
I'll have you know, sir, that I stole that joke from a book published in the 80s.
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Joe Redifer

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 11:53:19 AM »
Yeah I have a similar 80's book around here somewhere.  It's called something like "Truly Tasteless Jokes".  It's great!
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Kitsunexus

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Re: I LOL'd heartedly...
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 01:57:18 PM »
Quote from: guyjin on November 24, 2007, 03:10:17 AM
gah, dead baby jokes... another artifact of the '90s...

LIES. Dead baby jokes are TIMELESS!
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