I LOL'd heartedly...

[guyjin]

I'll have you know, sir, that I stole that joke from a book published in the 80s.

Well, that sort of joke became vogue in the 90s in my school, so I guess we're just behind the times.

[nat]

I'll have you know, sir, that I stole that joke from a book published in the 80s.

Well, that sort of joke became vogue in the 90s in my school, so I guess we're just behind the times.

Nah, I'm with you on that.

[Sinistron]

Why is a nagging wife like a Texas Breakfast?

Because she's Eggs Austin.


lol I actually made that one myself.  no applause, please.  I'm shy.

[Turbo D]

 

[Sinistron]

 :oops:

[ceti alpha]

Why is a nagging wife like a Texas Breakfast?

Because she's Eggs Austin.


lol I actually made that one myself.  no applause, please.  I'm shy.

ha! That's actually quite clever. 

[Sinistron]

Thanks.  I'm adding that one into a screenplay I'm working on. 

[Necromancer]

Another oldie but goodie:

A koala bear was strolling down the street when approached by a prostitute.  He had never been with one before and was curious, so off they went to a seedy, hourly motel.  He went down on her one last time before departing, and as he was leaving the prostitute yelled, "Hey! What about my money?"  The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look, and shrugged his shoulders.  She pulled out a dictionary and pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition: "has sex and gets paid".  Finally understanding, the koala grabbed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala", and showed her: "eats bush and leaves".

[Tatsujin]

you want problem?.. you get problem!

[Necromancer]

Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives.

The first one says, "My husband is an architect.  When we make love it has power, it has form, it has function.  It's incredible!"

The second one says, "My husband is an artist.  When we make love it has passion, it has emotion, it has vision.  It's wonderful!"

The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says, "My husband works for Microsoft.  When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."

[ceti alpha]

The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says, "My husband works for Microsoft.  When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."

LMAO!! That's awesome! 

[Kitsunexus]

Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives.

The first one says, "My husband is an architect.  When we make love it has power, it has form, it has function.  It's incredible!"

The second one says, "My husband is an artist.  When we make love it has passion, it has emotion, it has vision.  It's wonderful!"

The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says, "My husband works for Microsoft.  When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."

ROTFLMAO! FTW!!

[Turbo D]

lol, iT would have been better if he locked up in the middle of it or something. Or maybe if he had the three lights of death, rofl