Can anyone make a picture for my YouTube background?

[Michael Helgeson]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

[guyjin]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

[Michael Helgeson]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

Two in the pink,one in the stink. Vagina. 

[Turbo D]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

Two in the pink,one in the stink. Vagina. 

Bob's your uncle, Patty's your aunt. Fish n' Chips. 

[Kitsunexus]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

Two in the pink,one in the stink. Vagina. 

Bob's your uncle, Patty's your aunt. Fish n' Chips. 

It's better to do today then to put off for tomorrow. Cocksuckers. 

[ceti alpha]

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

What does that really mean? I only know metric. 

[Kitsunexus]

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

What does that really mean? I only know metric. 

It means that if you take steps to prevent a problem from happening, it will save you a lot of work fixing or "curing" the problem later.

[_joshuaTurbo]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

Two in the pink,one in the stink. Vagina. 

Bob's your uncle, Patty's your aunt. Fish n' Chips. 

It's better to do today then to put off for tomorrow. Cocksuckers. 

What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow.   You little f*ck!   

[Michael Helgeson]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

Two in the pink,one in the stink. Vagina. 

Bob's your uncle, Patty's your aunt. Fish n' Chips. 

It's better to do today then to put off for tomorrow. Cocksuckers. 

What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow.   You little f*ck!   

Slow and steady wins the race.  DVDA  victim!   

[Kitsunexus]

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Liars cant be truth tellers. 

Bananas can't be oranges. 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

A dick in two hands is worth one in the bush.

Killing two brats with one stone. 

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday, ain't it a shame. 

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 

I'll give you a nickel if you give me a dollar.

Here today,gone tomorrow. 

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse. Penis.

Two in the pink,one in the stink. Vagina. 

Bob's your uncle, Patty's your aunt. Fish n' Chips. 

It's better to do today then to put off for tomorrow. Cocksuckers. 

What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow.   You little f*ck!   

Slow and steady wins the race.  DVDA  victim!   

A stich in time saves nine. You pansy-assed grease-covered scrotum-licking shit-filled cunt-faced cumdumpsters! 

[ceti alpha]

It means that if you take steps to prevent a problem from happening, it will save you a lot of work fixing or "curing" the problem later.

hahahaha. Sorry, I was just making a lame joke - ounce/pound = imperial  Being from the world outside the US I use metric - i.e. grams, litres, centimetres.

Anyway, apparently I need to work on my stand up routine. lol