Well why don't you get your ass out of in front of the computer, and get down and mail me some money for a new car then?
You said you spent $3800 on this geezer mobile. $3800 will buy a fine car. Money isn't the problem. For example on Craig's list in my area right now there is a Corrado G60 for $3000, a '95 Civic for $2100, a Volvo 850 for $4000, a 318i for $2900 (very nice deal!), and a VR6 GTI for, hey, what do you know, $3800.
Or maybe you're one of those leeches who stand in the wellfare line perhaps?
EDIT: Removed harshness.
Well, dick, my dad never bought me a car, I'll tell you that. Also I've known some extremely hard working people who have also collected public assistance in tough times. Luckily I've never needed to do so myself.
I'll say, with the AARP car and hatred of poor people, you are well on your way to some day being a rich white a$$hole. Make sure you pick up a pair of those hella dark shades that fit over you glasses, and a membership to the John Birch Society on one of your many many trips to the gas station.
Shit, it must cost $55 to fill that tank...and something 20MPG, maybe. Weee!