TOP TEN WORST HUCARDS SURVEY

[nat]

 

[bust3dstr8]

I don't think I could put together a top ten stinkers, most games I find something to like about them.
Deep Blue on the other hand; I detest with every once of my being. It is the only game I can think of
that is 100% complete and utter worthless shit. The only way I could be amused with Deep Blue is
if someone gave my a van full of Deep Blue games and a brush chipper.

[rag-time4]

Rock On is the worst game I've played, and the only HuCard game I own that I really can't stand. Sometimes I play it anyway, just for the heck of it, but it's really horrible.

But as Joe has pointed out, it's a Japanese game, so i don't know if it qualifies.

[Joe Redifer]

Well, in that case it should be called "Top Ten Worst *TURBOCHIPS* Survey" instead of "HuCards".

Actually I'm pretty sure that "TurboChips" say "HuCard" on the back.

[nodtveidt]

Both US and JP cards are valid for these surveys.

[nat]

10. Falcon
9. Takin' it to the Hoop
8. Toilet Kids
7. Energy
6. Xevious
5. Super Momo Tarou Dentetsu II
4. Super Momo Tarou Dentetsu
3. JJ & Jeff
2. Talespin

And the winner of the Most Craptacular Shitfest competition is.....

1. Genpei Toumaden

[runinruder]

JJ & Jeff
Bravoman
Blodia
Falcon
Genpei Toumaden
Magical Chase
Neutopia II
Ordyne
Power Golf
World Court Tennis

[geise]

Magical Chase
Neutopia II
Ordyne

Just wondering why you don't like these games?  Just surprised to see them in someone's list.

[nat]

Ordyne is pretty crappy, you have to admit. Crappy graphics, crappy music, boring gameplay. I guess it controls alright. It's passable if for some reason it's the only game you own.

[Sinistron]

Definitely agree on Ordyne- one of the most underwhelming carts I own.  A two-player shooter shouldn't be so damn dull- I have little desire to ever play it.

[SignOfZeta]

Circus Lido: An Amstrad game, basically, only shittier.

Energy: An FC game, only shittier. I like the cover a lot for some reason.

Darkwing Duck: It took me well over a decade to trade this thing away because I didn't have the box for it, and people only want this thing to complete a US collection, and therefore the box more important than the code in the game.

Darius Alpha: as a freebie, which is what it was supposed to be, its nice. As a $600 bare HuCard though, its crap. There is no point to playing it at all.

The Kung Fu: I think we all understand this one.

Night Creatures: My word. Such garbage! The art looks sub-5th grade and the control is terrible. Your attacks stick out about 4 pixels.

Appare! Gateball: Junk. Great idea, but its junk.

Wallaby!!: See "Appare! Gateball"

Strip Fighter II: An "erotic" fighting game that is far less erotic than a standard fighting game. R. Crumb would *love* it though, wouldn't he?

All Firepro HuCards: I'm a big FP fan, but the series was garbage back then. Total garbage.

[Turbo D]

Magical Chase

 

[Kitsunexus]

I like everything.

[esteban]

Christ Almighty, for the umpteenth time I must defend the honor of Blodia (Timeball) and Kung Fu (China Warrior).

So, search the old posts, you lazy bastards.

 

[Black Tiger]

All I know is that the worst HuCard ever is F1 Pilot You're King of Kings.

I bought it for like $5 new during a trip to the big city and have never felt more disappointed with a PCE/Turbo game purchase. It feels like a super early demo of what would eventually become a real game.

The shading pattern in the sky of one of the stages is what I used to describe the pixelly haze of PSX games for years.