Back in the day, (1995) my friend had this rather mediocre adventure game with some voice acting when you entered shops... The voice work was friggin hilarious...but the one line that would kill us every time was, "I HAVE COME TO BUY A WEAPON."
Now I don't know about you guys, but this would cause us to split our sides and roll on the floor with laughter.
I think it was either Shape Shifter or Shadow of the Beast or something like that...
I want this game so we can gather around and play it and bring back the good times so any help would be great!