So, this past Saturday, I was one of the lucky 27,000 people in NJ to lose power when some rain and wind knocked down trees (and powerlines) across the state.
Here's the best part: nearly all of my neighbors had their power. Only a handful didn't. On Saturday and Sunday (and Monday!) the neighbors mocked us by keeping their porch lights on, opening and closing their garages needlessly, falling asleep but keeping the television on, making toast, showering with hot water, etc.
Those friggin' bastards!