most milk alternatives suck, if you're expecting milk. especially since they are expensive.
However, they do have their own unique flavor, and are interesting from time to time.
as for sucky cereal: there was this stuff that my mom got once, that looked like chow mein noodles, only smaller. can't remember the name now, but that stuff was nasty.
Chex cereal also sucks, as cereal. However, chex mix is teh bomb.
Cheerios are bleh, but they honey nut variety are okay.
I hate honeycomb just because of their commercials.