ENIACS A&Q and complaint thread,by popular demand

[Tatsujin]

i like those red arrows they puted on, to explain where the air comes out..lol.

but in fact those little bastards are quite powerful. using them at winter and summer.

[Michael Helgeson]

Oh great ENIAC, What is your stance on Sodomy?

ENIAC simply ignores sodomy all together. This does not lead to the issue of stance,which is meaningless as ENIAC cant enjoy or not enjoy sodomy,although ENIAC has been informed by many Intel workers that sodomy is greatly enjoyed between Intel and Microsoft workers and practiced daily,which would explain many issues with products as more work is put into sodomy and less into progress. The real issue of sodomy is that it was originally a punishment created by my K48-64 Dream Assault unit "Nightmare Possum".


In your dreams "Nightmare Possum" sodomizes you until you bleed to death. This was created for population control and came in very useful in the early development years of the world,until the Greeks and Romans started to enjoy their nightmares and started using "Nightmare Possums" sodomy tactics as love making methods before battle. Thus ended the usefulness of "Nightmare Possum".
The K48-64 was then retired forever,and all future units became mindless garbage rummager units with no backbone.

[Nintega Turbine Trio-CBS]

Hah your ass got divorced!

[Michael Helgeson]

Hah your ass got divorced!

Ha,yes my ass got a divorce ,I was glad I did,along with a divorce I've also:
A. Been married.
B. Dated girls and had girlfriends prior and afterwards.
C. Had and have still plenty of enjoyable sex with actual women,and often,unlike you bitch tits.
D. Became a father,have wonderful awesome kids.
E. Lived a worthwhile life so far.
F. Learned my lessons in life,and continue to do so.

Now what was it you said you did with your life??? No replies,oh yea,hard to do when your dumb ass gets banned for being a spineless worthless bitch tit trolling ass

[Michael Helgeson]

Hah your ass got divorced!

It seems this foul creature that I did not create,Nintega, has captured and reprogrammed one of my loose rouge K48-64 "Nightmare Possums" and sent it to deprive my high priest,and most beloved creation next to Dog, Michael Helgeson,as a act of revenge. What Nintega did not count on was that Michael was prepared to guard his dreams with his defender of the night,the rummager of the trash bins,Homeless Cat.



With one mighty smite on the head the K48-64 was down for the count,thus ending a terroristic act upon Michaels dreams!!!




Let this be a lesson to you Nintega,do not attempt to mess with my creations and followers of my word,all attempts will fail,and you will still be nothing more then a badly dressed drag queen in the end,left with a bloody possum in a box.

[ceti alpha]

Why are movies made in the 1970s so much better than any other period?

[Michael Helgeson]

Why are movies made in the 1970s so much better than any other period?

In the 70's, feminists soldiers such as the likes of Catharine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin criticized pornography in any format,such as film, via any means necessary, including public speeches, pamphlets, and the media as essentially dehumanizing women and as likely to encourage violence against them. It has been suggested that there was an unholy alliance, between anti-porn feminists and fundamentalist Christian bible toting closet gays to help censor the use of or production of pornography, and to create a better Hollywood,thus distracting the population with hit movies such as Jaws,The Omen, Alien, and Star Wars. This was partially beneficial,but also risked taking away the very method Man and Dog needed to have as a outlet for their sexually aggressive needs.

 It backfired, as I counted this measure by instigating the creation of VHS at Victor Company of Japan, Limited,a company I conceived through careful manipulation of time and space. This plan worked two fold,as I was able to ensure the home release of hit movies from the 70's at affordable prices,and the all out war upon the feminist movement via mass production,release,and sales of porn,thus counter acting the problems my lazy creation God had started,thus creating a win/win situation.

[Nintega Turbine Trio-CBS]

Hah your ass got divorced!

It seems this foul creature that I did not create,Nintega, has captured and reprogrammed one of my loose rouge K48-64 "Nightmare Possums" and sent it to deprive my high priest,and most beloved creation next to Dog, Michael Helgeson,as a act of revenge. What Nintega did not count on was that Michael was prepared to guard his dreams with his defender of the night,the rummager of the trash bins,Homeless Cat.



With one mighty smite on the head the K48-64 was down for the count,thus ending a terroristic act upon Michaels dreams!!!




Let this be a lesson to you Nintega,do not attempt to mess with my creations and followers of my word,all attempts will fail,and you will still be nothing more then a badly dressed drag queen in the end,left with a bloody possum in a box.

Dude you are a middle aged man fighting with some random person you don't know in real life on a gaming forum. Enough said.

[Michael Helgeson]

The same could be said of you as you have been fighting with almost everyone here as much as possible. Really though its not a fight when the other person is as pathetic as you. Now you know what happens to you when you troll about this forum. Sucks,huh ? Also,middle age tends to start at 35-45 depending on who is defining it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_age      I'm just shy of 31. Yet again you have no idea what the f*ck you are talking about,sucks to be you,doesn't it dumb ass.

Id also like to point out that you're ???26??? and haven't done shit with your life other then youtube dressing in drag and picking on 12 year olds. In maybe 5 more years you will be my age and still have done nothing most likely. No family,no real friends,no spouse,ect..... Because I have done so much with my life in advance I now have the spare time to do threads like these,and to f*ck with little punks like you who troll these forums when the need arises. You will find the others on this forum around my age also have spouses,sig others,kids,family life,ect... You're one of the few here who doesn't have shit,and of those few your the senior as they are in their late teens to very early 20'ies.

 

[MissaFX]

Great and powerful ENIAC!  Hear my cry!
Is Neo Geo really the REAL DEAL?

[Michael Helgeson]

Great and powerful ENIAC!  Hear my cry!
Is Neo Geo really the REAL DEAL?

The Neo-Geo AES and MVS were infact the Real Deal,as they delivered the arcade experience. The Neo-Geo CD however was only half the deal with the slow loading times and cut animations.

 The Neo-Geo Pocket was 15 percent of the deal,with 2 percent of the color of a 1982 coloring book by a typical 6 year old with 4 crayons, 3 percent of the sounds,and 10 percent of the animations used.

However,if you did compare the Neo-Geo Cd to any arcade game pre-Neo-Geo hardware wise,it would very much feel like the Real Deal anyway,and the same could apply for the Pocket if compared to Space Invaders or Moon Patrol.