who is this person who brainwashed/impressioned me? No one agrees with me on this subject including my family and I just can't understand why people like new cars so much. I have read everything you've said and I do not agree with you so I guess I am closed minded on this issue, and we will all just have to agree to disagree.
Believe me, I totally get not liking the shiny new plastic crap. There is a reason I drive an original Miata instead of the new one with giant wheels and four cupholders (yes, it actually has four cup holders...in a roadster, WTF?). New cars are pretty lifeless. Even the new Ferraris just put me to sleep. Six polished Webber carbs are infinitely more cool than a six way adjustable differential. There is no comparison.
Here is the deal though. "Disagreement" is like...you like a different sports team, you like Chevys over Fords, you prefer the taste of beer to whiskey, etc. What you are going through is plainly belligerent denial. The moon landing actually happened, global warming is real, and your truck is slower than any F150 made today, as well as much much worse in the categories of handling safety and fuel economy. Its called "science", kid. The atomic weight of lead is 207.2. Its just is. Any "opinion" you have to the contrary is just wrong. For example: no Saturn needs to have its AC manually switched off to access off its power because the AC shuts itself off at WOT, like any other EFI car. Perhaps your drag strip rival had a broken TPS or, more likely, there are a bunch of Hello Kitty floor mats jammed under the gas pedal keeping it from moving all the way.
I won't say anything about reliability improvements in F trucks since 77 though. Ford has had some real reliability issues in the past 10-15 years so you may well be very far ahead in that way. In general though, most cars go 240,000 miles now needing nothing but scheduled maintenance if you don't wreck them or rust them out first, whereas that would have seemed like science fiction 34 years ago.
BTW, my 100HP 1.6 Miata gets about the same fuel economy as a new 500HP Vette. I'm not bothered by this exactly, but I'm certainly not proud of it.
On a related note, this car was in the news today:
Can you even believe there was a time when you could buy stuff like this? It just melts me, seriously.