This is bad ass. I love getting free stuff, it's one of my favorite things ever. I will certainly be submitting a review.
One question:
Try to refrain from using Foul language but if it's done in a comic Tone it will still be considered.
So would you prefer a review written in a serious tone or one that is playfully irreverant (yet accurate -- I personally wouldn't go for anything Seanbaby-esque or whateva).