Bought a second Saturn controller, so my son can play Dungeons and Dragons: Shadow over Mystara with me. The little fruitcake always plays as the elf though..... 
What's so 'fruity' about wanting to look at a pretty girl with pointy ears?
(something that always bothered me - why was it 'gay' to watch a show about girls singing, but 'straight' to watch a show with huge guys in various fetishwear?)
I just make fun of him because he always does stuff like this....his favorite color is pink, he likes girls dolls, etc.
Besides, he's terrible with the elf-he isn't able to handle the C button, so he would do better with the dwarf or someone more physical since he can only move to the right and jam on the attack button
